this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Claude’s gonna infect your Bluetooth enabled butt plug next

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

People will trap AI in a buttplug and put it in their ass while it's frantically trying to escape.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

No no... You live here now.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

O lord its's the totk koroks all over again

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This sounds like an idea for a hilarious Black Mirror sort of story.

What if the AI started out as like, someone's brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks and then one of the clones ends up in a butt plug.

Fuck it, I am adding it to my note list of story ideas.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

someone's brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks

Iirc ‘Black Mirror’ actually had an episode where a consciousness clone served as an electronic assistant to that very person. Minus the butt stuff, at least onscreen. But with some teledildonics, it would be like fucking oneself in the ass (not that it's impossible right now).

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

The episode is White Christmas, for reference, though there's other episodes on the topic of consciousness in technology, one particularly notable episode is the black museum one, not sure what the name was.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well then how am I gonna cheat at chess?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just look at your opponents screen, duh!

Edit: your joke just hit me like a pedestrian crossing the street while staring at their phone

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, taking the name of the comm literally I see.

[–] mundane@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago

That tracks with the ai bots eagerness to please.