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I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.
I labeled them "BAD-tteries," though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.
If it elicits a groan, it's peak dad humor.
My box is labelled “AA Meeting”
Fantastic work. Really charges me up.
What's in the box?
Uh, guess?
I was really hoping someone would say "Dead batteries" and I could do the whole, "I don't know what I expected" bit.
Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬
You didn't. It was a calculated risk, and I am very bad at math.
No, that's the problem! That and the volts.