Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What a bargain! (lemmy.world)

submitted 23 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.

I labeled them "BAD-tteries," though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

If it elicits a groan, it's peak dad humor.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

My box is labelled “AA Meeting”

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Fantastic work. Really charges me up.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What's in the box?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Uh, guess?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

No, that's the problem! That and the volts.