Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What a bargain! (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My box is labelled “AA Meeting”

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Fantastic work. Really charges me up.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What's in the box?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Uh, guess?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was really hoping someone would say "Dead batteries" and I could do the whole, "I don't know what I expected" bit.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, ruined the setup. 😬

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You didn't. It was a calculated risk, and I am very bad at math.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No, that's the problem! That and the volts.