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He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.
You can excuse child rape? 🤨
Points deducted for not using the proper frameshot.
I'll deduct your ass points.
That doesn't make any sense.
I'll make your ass sense!
Corporate America in a nutshell
but if your a multi trillion dollar company you can pirate whatever you want for your ai unless your a common joe which in case your getting sued for 10 million dollars
I'm happy to say I have nothing in common with him
I pirate software, but at least I don't rape children.
Loser
Gotta draw a line somewhere.
Would you download a 13 year old?
I'm not a monster!
Downloading is illegal. I have morals.
I only steal children, not software.
People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.