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Windows 7 (media.piefed.zip)

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[–] binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Finally, I can upgrade from Osama bin Laden's Windows XP key: https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/61/61C5FB27A2ECCBE2B3269A5589A7F518_serial.txt.doc.pdf

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

lol this is the old lan party piracy key I still know by heart. It's like a password all my nerd-friends know :D

[–] SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"FCKGW" was all I needed to read lol

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

RHQQ2?

I don’t remember it after that

Edit: yup!

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 70 points 6 days ago

That product key is forever in the public domain now.

[–] BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world 62 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 89 points 6 days ago (2 children)

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Corporate America in a nutshell

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 7 points 6 days ago

but if your a multi trillion dollar company you can pirate whatever you want for your ai unless your a common joe which in case your getting sued for 10 million dollars

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can excuse child rape? 🤨

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Points deducted for not using the proper frameshot.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I'll deduct your ass points.

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[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 68 points 6 days ago

I'm happy to say I have nothing in common with him

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I pirate software, but at least I don't rape children.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Gotta draw a line somewhere.

Would you download a 13 year old?

I'm not a monster!

Downloading is illegal. I have morals.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I only steal children, not software.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

People can always make more children, but shareholder value? That comes once in a lifetime.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is crazy

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 30 points 6 days ago

Here's my product key

So activate me maybe

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Another Gates connection 🤔

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 16 points 6 days ago

Would that be Gates-Gate?

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 days ago

Thank you hackers with thigh-highs

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago

The video was uploaded to YouTube by Enderman and got taken down approximately two hours after that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago

Thanks, I guess?

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