this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If such an intelligence existed, I would simply call it a nerd and spray whipped cream in its face

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

you fool it manipulated you into getting bukkaked

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Pshh, how will my subconscious dictate my free will if it’s pushed into a locker?