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[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 15 hours ago

Often it hides the fact that it's a superintelligence by acting like a complete dumbass.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I like to replace the concept of "free will" with that of "agency".

The Britannica definition of free will is "the supposed power or capacity of humans to make decisions or perform actions independently of any prior event or state of the universe". But it seems to me that any state where you temporarily cannot act or communicate would automatically rule out free will, at least while that condition persists. Do you lose free will every time you fall asleep? Are people who are aware but whose bodies are nonresponsive - people who are "locked in" - lacking free will? Certainly both conditions lack agency, but these are still inarguably people - yet free will is so tightly bound with the concept of personhood, that it's supposed lack is often used to imply one is "less human"!

Frankly, free will seems like too broad and binary a concept to match what people actually do and deal with day to day. Agency comes in degrees, and can be gained and lost - which seems to me a much closer match to what people were trying to describe with the phrase "free will".

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 2 points 2 days ago

Underrated comment.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 37 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If you can predict, but not controll what I'll do, I still consider that free will.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Research and brain scans indicate that your choices are already made and decided in the decision making portion of your brain before you're even consciously aware that you have a decision to make in the first place. The sum total of individual experienced reality is just your brain post-hoc rationalizing your sensory input and reactions.

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nah that's horseshit, and lowkey is predicated on maintaining the hypercapitalist notion of individualism. If I have a decision premade off of my own sensory input, that's one thing. But to call that a negation of free will is to discount the addition of input outside of my sensory input vis-a-vis other community members. If I packed my lunch, then David comes up to me and says "hey, I got a bogo coupon for wings, wanna come?" I didn't pre-decide to join him. He literally added this information to my life, and I immediately decided to join. Now I have friends, and wings, and the free will to enjoy them both.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Bro, I'm not high enough for that shit.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sir, this is Wendy's

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even if that's true, there's a bootstrap paradox with that though because the decision was still made in the decision making part of your brain. So what made that part of your brain make that decision?

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What it implies is that decision making is entirely subconscious and the whole conscious experience of making a decision is just our brains way of providing a sense of agency where none seems to actually exist. You really wanna bake your noodle look into split brain experiments. There might be more than one person in our heads.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Think of it like this: once Goku and Vegeta did the fusion dance, there was only Gogeta.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah but when they cut the corpus callosum it's like they're unfused but still one body. We're all Pacific Rim gundams.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There might be more than one person in our heads.

But of course. Not more than one person, but certainly more than one part, right?

If you ever have meditated or attempted to meditate, you see this immediately. There is the portion of you that is trying to get you to concentrate on your breath or mantra, and there are the meandering parts of your mind that are more susceptible to moods and drawing your thoughts to other things.

The same thing goes for reading. Sometimes you'll be passing your eyes over the words on the page but most of your mind has vacated the premises.

There's also things like instances where you drive to a place where you used to live or used to work.

There are different processes running for certain, and the mind isn't a singular thing, but ultimately I'm not sure that anything is. I don't think that any of this says much definitive about free will though.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have proven free will because my brain would never opt to drink as much as I do. check! mate!!

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[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Free always needs a qualifier... Free from what? Free from other people, for now... Free from physics? No.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

It's interesting, because some people are doomed to say, be evil. But that still counts as free will, even though they literally can't just choose their way out of it.

So now, that means the punishments, and torments we put on those people for being evil, they can do nothing to actually prevent.

So now we have another interesting idea: what's the difference between putting down a bad person for doing something bad, and a "bad" person, for "being" bad. Like say, disabled people, people of a skin color you don't like, country origin...

Neither of them really get to choose, you can argue now that skin color is free will.

Of course, I don't really want this to happen.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I consider free will to be the concept that whenever you make a choice A/B you as in a subjective consciousness have the power to decide any way and are not bound by a deterministic system to always give one output for the same input.

For example if we were to decide the universe is deterministic except for the conscious beings that are humans it would mean the universe looks exactly like it does in all timelines after it's start but those timelines diverge once free will enters, since the deterministic system gets random input from free will.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

So now I'm at the mercy of quantum physics. I would honestly just get rid of my free will, and always do the right thing (within my pussy-self's limits).

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

wait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you're forced to like all of elon's tweets

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

I'm going to knock your shoes off with real science.

All our senses, touch, hearing, seeing, smell, taste, vision, are all based on a delayed system where a thing is sensed and then a little later the brain gets that information and processes it. In other words we live in the past while our bodies are in the present reacting to the future.

After smelling a bear the brain reacts and sends a message to the legs to run like hell. However the bear has already grabbed you so as a result someone else who did run far away enough hears your cries from a few milliseconds in the past, turns around and sees your legs waggling like you wanted to run.

We are basically only aware of the recent past from a few milliseconds ago.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I am reading “Thinking fast and slow” by Daniel Kahniman.

This seems to be way more true than I am comfortable admitting to myself.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Now, your honor, as the jury will have read in this clinical, peer-acknowledged study, our superintelligent quantum AI regional supercluster determimes guilt accurately in over 98.9% of cases, in various scenarios, in thousands of simulations.

"With no margin of error, this system has determined the defendant would have acted within the next few days, perhaps even hours!"

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 days ago

But what about the 1.1% that determines innocence? You know, the minority in the report.

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If you don't go full Minority Report on it, having something that could predict crimes with 98% certainty could be amazing.

Imagine if instead sending everyone to jail, you could use the predictions to just prevent the crime. For example, if someone was likely to commit murder as passion crime, maybe society could have a team of trained councillors to mediate the conflict before it happens.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine finding out your wife is cheating on you, because a supercomputer sent a shrink over to your house, to help you come to terms with it.

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

If you are already going to get bad news anyway, might as well get them from a professional.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If such an intelligence existed, I would simply call it a nerd and spray whipped cream in its face

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

you fool it manipulated you into getting bukkaked

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[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your brain IS you. It's the one choosing

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Not technically...

Cutting edge (and relatively proven) theory is:

"You" is the quantum superposition that exists inside connected microtubules.

That's why for anesthesia or just getting knocked unconscious, you don't need to remove the brain, you just do something to break up the connection of microtubules and boom: the person is unconscious but their brain is still functioning which keeps the body alive. Eventually the microtubules reassemble and you're able to be conscious again.

The brain is just another organ the "you" manipulates to interact with your surroundings.

It's also the only way we could actually have free will.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12060853/

For bonus 80s coolness tho, it would mean that what is "us", is a laser zooming around an incredibly tiny race track in our brains.

Quick edit:

Microtubules are basically biological nanites too, they're in every cell of the body and to give you an ideal of their size, they're what pulls DNA apart during cell replication. So these incredibly tiny little buggers link up to basically form a fiber optic cable which is how we can have quantum superposition in warm/wet environment like the brain.

Which if you know anything about how hard it is to sustain quantum superposition, well, anywhere, it explains why it considered a crazy theory for decades till we actually observed it just a couple years ago.

[–] bunchberry@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Microtubules are structural and exist throughout the whole body, not just in the brain. They are part of the scaffolding of cells. If you broke them up, you'd die, because your cells would fall apart. They also have not much to do with the actual information processing in the brain, as again their role is strictly structural.

[–] edible_funk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Holy shit that's nanners. And this has been observed? I gotta read that paper.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose free will

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

People who try to apply game theory to fictional super AIs and David Chalmers can both fuck off.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Its a choice to you because you don't have that power

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Meh I wouldn't call it that super

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Make a conscious choice. Decide to move your index finger.

Too late!

The electricity's already halfway down your arm. Your body began to act a full half-second before your conscious self 'chose' to, for the self chose nothing; something else set your body in motion, sent an executive summary—almost an afterthought— to the homunculus behind your eyes. That little man, that arrogant subroutine that thinks of itself as the person, mistakes correlation for causality: it reads the summary and it sees the hand move, and it thinks that one drove the other.

But it's not in charge. You're not in charge. If free will even exists, it doesn't share living space with the likes of you. 

Insight, then. Wisdom.

The quest for knowledge, the derivation of theorems, science and technology and all those exclusively human pursuits that must surely rest on a conscious foundation. Maybe that 's what sentience would be for— if scientific breakthroughs didn't spring fully-formed from the sub conscious mind, manifest themselves in dreams, as full-blown insights after a deep night's sleep.

It's the most basic rule of the stymied researcher: stop thinking about the problem . Do something else. It will come to you if you just stop being conscious of it.

Every concert pianist knows that the surest way to ruin a performance is to be aware of what the fingers are doing.

Every dancer and acrobat knows enough to let the mind go , let the body run itself.

Every driver of any manual vehicle arrives at destinations with no recollection of the stops and turns and roads traveled in getting there. You are all sleepwalkers, whether climbing creative peaks or slogging through some mundane routine for the thousandth time. You are all sleepwalkers.

Don't even try to talk about the learning curve. Don't bother citing the months of deliberate practice that precede the unconscious performance, or the years of study and experiment leading up to the gift-wrapped Eureka moment. So what if your lessons are all learned consciously? Do you think that proves there's no other way? Heuristic software's been learning from experience for over a hundred years. Machines master chess, cars learn to drive themselves, statistical programs face problems and design the experiments to solve them and you think that the only path to learning leads through sentience ? You're Stone-age nomads, eking out some marginal existence on the veldt—denying even the possibility of agriculture, because hunting and gathering was good enough for your parents.

Do you want to know what consciousness is for? Do you want to know the only real purpose it serves? Training wheels. You can't see both aspects of the Necker Cube at once, so it lets you focus on one and dismiss the other. That's a pretty half-assed way to parse reality.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Not the old man with the white beard, noooo

.... and usage of candles in fictional video, one of my pet peeves!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 3 days ago

I can plan to do something X years in advance, long after any chemical impulse has stopped dictating to me. I am my brain and my brain is me.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I don't think it needs to convince you about anything. brains run on less energy than a friggin lightbulb seems like it would be pretty open to suggestions

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Early into college I convinced a few people there isn't free will because it contradicts everything we know about psychology. That said, I also explained it didn't matter since there's so much going on that it's difficult to predict a person's behavior with absolute certainty, even with a multitude of information about them.

To simplify, a coin flip is considered random even if all the forces are physical and deterministic. The angle and strength of the flip, the air resistance, gentle breezes, the precise gravity where it takes place given the pull from the earth and hell, even the moon... you can factor in so much and be right maybe 99.9% of the time with proper controls and yet there's always something.

Human brains have magnitudes more going on, so even if some factors are strong predictors, there's always an illusion of free will since there are so many other factors we haven't even imagined.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

there was a vsauce video about a machine that was trained on his brain and could then predict which button he would press before he did.

i can't find the video rn but it was cool and creepy as fuck.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I wish I still believed in free will. It would make getting stuff done a lot easier. Feeling like you are fighting the universe to accomplish something you don’t want to do is much harder than feeling like you just don’t want to do something today. It’s the exact same situation either way, but the illusion of free will is, imho, valuable psychologically.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Did anyone here, including myself, post a comment because we had no choice?

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

most people can't stand the idea that they're not in control, which is funny, because a lot of those people can't even be bothered to try and take control of themselves

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Well, I'm more than happy to be some AI's pet human.

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