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[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

One of the most interesting words in the English language is the word "fuck."

It can be used as:

As a transitive verb: "John fucked Mary."

As an intransitive verb: "Mary was fucked by John."

As a noun: "Mary is a fine fuck."

As an adjective: "Mary is fucking beautiful."

It can be used as a greeting: "How the fuck are you?"

Surprise: "FUCK! You scared the shit out of me."

Anxiety: "The day is really fucked."

It can even be used as nearly every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The "intransitive" verb form is still transitive, just expressed in the passive voice

"Fuck" can be used as an intransitive verb though: "John fucks"

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Yea that’s fucked

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Mark Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

No that's mozzarella

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can hear the audio from this but don't remember what its from. I do remember having it saved on my Creative Zen as an mp3 though.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

John Clease the meaning of Fuck

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 1 points 2 days ago

My hero, ty. Much nostalgic.