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> Hegseth gets cut off and finally sobers up
> Looks up.
> "You're Donald Trump."
> "Yes, president of the United States Donald Trump."
> "What."
> "and you are secretary of defense."
> "What?"
> " And we're going to war with the rest of NATO and the EU over Greenland."
> "WHAT."