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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago

> Hegseth gets cut off and finally sobers up

> Looks up.

> "You're Donald Trump."

> "Yes, president of the United States Donald Trump."

> "What."

> "and you are secretary of defense."

> "What?"

> " And we're going to war with the rest of NATO and the EU over Greenland."

> "WHAT."