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anon is hungover (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by kali_fornication@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

>be pete hegseth

I’d rather not

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 72 points 3 days ago

I had to check to make sure this wasn't how I first heard of our latest invasion.

[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 88 points 3 days ago

Sounds legit, il add it to my 2026 bingo card

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago

eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

~~hungover as fuck~~

Still drunk from 2004

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

> Hegseth gets cut off and finally sobers up

> Looks up.

> "You're Donald Trump."

> "Yes, president of the United States Donald Trump."

> "What."

> "and you are secretary of defense."

> "What?"

> " And we're going to war with the rest of NATO and the EU over Greenland."

> "WHAT."