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Throw it on the pile? I guess?

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 64 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Wouldn't that be a bad financial decision? Am I stupid??

[–] protist@mander.xyz 110 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

These are corporate bonds, rather than stocks. They will pay out a fixed amount over a given period of time. One might assume this is a down payment for silence

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 31 points 19 hours ago

Oh right, thank you for explaining.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm assuming he didn't so much buy the bonds, but was gifted them.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But why gift him something if he’s going to subpoena you. I’m so confused.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The subpoena was happening either way. But the bonds are a gift to prevent prosecution. Or at least that's how I read it.

Edit: Looking at it another way, buying the bonds could be Trump buying the guys silence when he testifies.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Thought the same thing and that's why I'll never be rich.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's not like he has a stellar record when it comes to investments.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Even I know that you shouldn't buy shares in a company that you're (for whatever reason) sure will tank in the near future.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

In that case you'd buy shorts or if you have an appetite for risk, a contract for difference (CFD) or options

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 16 hours ago

Bonds and stocks are very different investment vehicles. In this case it's similar to shorting a stock (betting the price will go down).