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Anon wants to talk about video games (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Have you heard of this one game? It's called SUPER MARIO BROS!!!!

Indy classic. Came out a few years ago. You probably never heard of it.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

SUPER MARIO BROS 2 GOTY BABBYYYYYY ITS A MASTAHPIECE

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

KNACK

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

... is a bad game.

Now....

Knack 2 on the other hand -

IS A MASTAHPIECE BABYYYYYY, KNACK IS BACK

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org -4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Indie nothing, it's first party AAA slop.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Slop it is not! There was palpable love in that game.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pfft whatever they reused the clouds to make the bushes, love my ass.

[–] irishPotato@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hope I’m getting wooshed over here, since you know that tidbit you’ve gotta know that was because they couldn’t just throw more RAM at the problem and actually had to come up with some clever optimisations, right?

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Shhh don't tell anyone! (Yes my post was 100% a joke, well except for the part about reusing sprites).

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i see... love slop!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

You ever notice that the background objects often have the same shapes? Clouds, hills, dunes, bushes etc. . Lazy programmers

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

AAA? It's self-published my friend. That's what counts as Indie today

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Ah to be young and naive.