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I def wish I had that sand repelling anus.
I hate sand...
I don't know if I picture you more as Anakin Skywalker or Shai Hulud.
Would you still love me if I was a sandworm that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes?
I don't love you now but if you were that I would
You say that, like it's not a bonus