A sand-attracting anus could have is own bright sides. At some point, you become a Katamari.
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Describe arm flaps? I think I have those. My anus also frequently emits high powered bursts of gas which could puff away loose sand. I think perhaps I'm pretty close to an ideal beach bod.
Exactly, my blubber adds extra insulation, buoyancy, and protection from predators.
I’ve never had issues with anus sand… what are you guys doing at the beach?
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Depositing our anus sand that you think you aren't getting on your feet.
Why, what do you do with yours?
This is the ideal beach body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Ngl, sand repelling anus sounds like a good upgrade. Anakin would approve.
It's coarse, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Except my anus!
And webbed feet so sand doesn’t get stuck between your toes.
Big flappy webbed feet would be amazing for swimming. You wouldn’t need fins. But oversized feet aren’t really considered attractive on women :(
Lobstrosities
Did-a-chick? Dud-a-chum?
Not to worry, no sand in bum
I def wish I had that sand repelling anus.
I hate sand...
I don't know if I picture you more as Anakin Skywalker or Shai Hulud.
Would you still love me if I was a sandworm that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes?
that shat mind altering chemicals that literally let you travel the vastness of space in mere minutes
You say that, like it's not a bonus
I don't love you now but if you were that I would