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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And webbed feet so sand doesn’t get stuck between your toes.

[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Big flappy webbed feet would be amazing for swimming. You wouldn’t need fins. But oversized feet aren’t really considered attractive on women :(