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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 159 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I don’t think he’ he’d be a good Gandalf anyways

nothing against him, but what we got was perfect. 

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 78 points 4 days ago (5 children)

That reminds me of how Will Smith turned down Neo in The Matrix because he thought Wild Wild West was the safer bet.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 49 points 4 days ago

He would have been an awful Neo. Bullet dodged for everyone.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine all the matrix themed rap songs that were missing out on tho

[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jazzy Jeff feat. Powerman 5000

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Ok I wanna see that collaboration!

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, the only good decision he's made lately was to not appear in the Independence Day sequel.

i'm gonna be honest looking at will smith's career the good decisions were ones other people made

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly though, I agree with him. WWW definitely is the safer bet on paper. But safer doesn't mean foolproof, and the risky ventures sometimes are the most profitable. Making the worse move doesn't necessarily mean you made the incorrect one.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you heard Kevin Smith's story about WWW?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I haven't and would like to be enlightened.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You're going to enjoy this, I think (ignore the titles of the videos, this is definitely what @maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone was referring to, and the context makes the bit about WWW so much better:

https://youtu.be/Wo2KB1dEDdk
https://youtu.be/53hMYw8LX60

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks! I'll check it out now.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It seems like my client removed the ability to edit? I can't find it, anyway.

Regardless, that was entertaining. Thank you for the links.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

You're welcome!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but in the third act he got to fight a giant spider. Do you know anything about spiders? They're the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're not in the insect kingdom.

[–] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They broke in, because they are the fiercest killer.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Dragonflies would like a word

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 79 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's hard for me to imagine anyone else in any of the roles. They are all such perfect fits.

[–] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 58 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Gollum should've been played by Nicolas Cage. With no VFX or makeup.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Also Willem Dafoe with a bald cap could pull it off.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Or Steve Buscemi

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"I'm something of a hoarder myself ... but only for this precious ring!"

I'm currently watching the Mandalore gaming video on Ring and this sounds like an Alberich line.

"Mm! You! You ... come to me! You come to me because ... you're mine, right? Precious! PRECIOUS! I'm talking to you!"

i really don't think anyone else could pull off the german neoclassicallism of the role

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

SC would have been awful as Gandalf to be honest

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

We musht go through the minesh of Moria.

Could've been worse. Could've been Steven Segal.

[–] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He would've been awful. Connery was good at playing smarmy dickheads, but he was kind of ass any time he wasn't playing a smarmy dickhead.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

This is why his performance in The Rock is pitch perfect.

[–] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Exactly. He may not have been a great actor in terms of range or depth of character, but no one else is delivering a line like "Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen" like that.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You shall not pash