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Anon enjoys the little things (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] swearengen@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If you've only eaten Red Delicious I could see how one would have that take. Gotta branch out and try different ones. Fuji, Macintosh, Pink Lady etc.

There's an Apple for you out there.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

One thing I love about my dad is his connection to and knowledge of nature. I have many memories of him bringing me random produce, slicing pieces off of them raw, and insisting I try them. Sometimes they'd be vegetables he got from his farmer friend, or something he grew in his garden that finally reached ripeness. Other times it'd be in-season fruits of different varieties, including non-standard apples. Macoun apples are one of his favorites, and always remind me of him.

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

You gotta hand it to Red Delicious apples, though, they sure are red.

[–] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pink lady apples are scandalously good. Fuji too. Mmmmmmm. Apple.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah Pink Lady are outrageously good. Store in the fridge. I normally preference crunch over taste, but Pink Lady has it all. A seriously good balance of sweet and sour, and arguably the best crunch in an apple.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Oh boy, a chance to share one of my favorite websites!

https://applerankings.com/

Maybe they'd enjoy a "tasty unwiped anus"?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The new varieties are amazing. Cosmic Crisps, Snap Dragons, EverCrisp.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They’re a mixed bag. Some are good, others less so. My family spent a summer taste testing and rating apple varieties. Fuck [Diesel] Sweeties and their horrible chemical flavor.

I also hate the artificial corporatized naming/branding of these apple varieties. Apples should never have a fucking registered trademark.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Someone cross bred all the main vareities and called it McDelicious Lady Red