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Pirate at the bar (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 71 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Stay away from me daughter!"

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If the back of her skirt is draped down behind her, and she’s sitting on the stool…

This appears to be a bare cheeks on the cushion situation.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She’s probably drilling a couple sexy farts into that cushion too.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I agree, the 'too' is unnecessary for the information to be conveyed.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 17 points 4 months ago

I hope she got a skort situation

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Exclusively.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Look closer, and you'll see that obviously she's a centaur and only lost her back legs. Probably in the recent Centaur-Pirate Wars. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur-Pirate_Wars

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, Wikipedia is still lacking in its documentation of the Centaur-Pirate Wars.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Disappointing click

[–] lath@piefed.social 12 points 4 months ago

How you know they're into pegging...

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

SHE GOT THAT PLYWOOD BOOTY

ARG GARRR GAR GARR

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

Do what you want cause a pirate's free
You are a pirate!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, could you please upload somewhere other than imgur? They've geoblocked the UK. All I get is "Content not viewable in your region".

[–] The_Grim_Dreamer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'm seeing this too. What on earth? Why are all the digital walls closing around us here in the UK?! Might just turn Proton VPN on permanent tbh

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Double pirate.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Look at her feet, though... She must be insanely tall!

Edit: I think it's just a dark picture, and she's resting them on the rail. I can't unsee it, though, lol.

is she fit?