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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Since I know you're asking
gothπŸ–•

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 1 points 10 months ago

B O R G E R

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

He kinda had it coming.

Who orders fries with a side of ranch?

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So basically a goth version of Max when she sees hipsters

[–] illi@piefed.social 1 points 10 months ago

Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey look, it's my favorite font!

You can really tell by the V in "Veggie Burger".

That font does kinda slap

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because the W stands for women?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Wackdonalds

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I want everybody to know that in fast food you are not entitled to a place in line. If you are not physically stuck in the drive-thru line then there's no real reason to get your food out in exact order. You get your food when it is the most convenient to push out as fast as possible. Sometimes that means somebody ordered before you ordered a way easier meal gets their food first.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, in "fast food", neither word implies adherence to anything resembling its definition.

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This has become boomer humor btw.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's rich, coming from an .ml 🀌🏼

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml -1 points 10 months ago

Don't be embarrassed and lash out, just work on your sense of humor. Unless you want to be dated and cringe, in which case you're nailing it.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Hating men is cool. You just can return the favor or risk getting canceled.

Edit: I love the butthurt from you guys. Truth hurts.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Extremely submissive comment for someone in such breedable distance

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Funny, I'll ask one of my kids if they get after they get off work.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the second time in an hour. Did we get an influx of incels today?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

We got an influx of incels when Lemmy decided to be a Reddit clone