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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

What the fuck is going on with all the goddamned self-censorship online? It’s so shitty and depressing to see people proactively capitulate to these damn cunts and cocksuckers in power. Really pisses me off.

D’oh, forgot tits…

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People have developed their habits from posting to popular social sites that have heavy handed moderation or word filters. I've known a lot of people who have some really creatively worded insults to get around Call of Duty's ridiculous word filter for example.

It fucking sucks though, and I love that the fediverse doesn't seem to care about profanity at all. Maybe there is an instance or two, but I haven't run across any.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 10 points 2 months ago

I understand, was just trying to shoehorn the 7 words into a semi-satirical post.

Still, sucks that the response to censorship is to capitulate in advance. I’m all for creative insults for the sake of being creative but it’s way beyond that right now.

I am known to be rather stubborn though, so my instinct in such situations is to get even mouthier.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

If I could and wanted to post on Reddit, I would post nothing without it being corrected by an AI, and designed to follownall the rules.

[–] guismo@aussie.zone 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Before I started posting on Lemmy I didn't know this was for monetising. I thought it was internet etiquette and I did the same. I thought people found it rude, like here you can't say retard, for instance.

You see that everywhere and you don't know why, so you start following it too. I'm happy some people complained when I did it. I feel like I've lost a burden.

I wonder how many people do that as well not knowing it's meant to please corporations.

[–] gibson@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the insidious part. algospeak is altering language even offline

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

Ive had friends say unalived and graped in real life as if we aren't both adults having a discussion about fucked up things.

[–] fistac0rpse@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

motherfucker

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uhh, looks like a joke to me.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As was mine. But a joke based on a genuine phenomenon.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 0 points 2 months ago

This is pretty clearly a bot account with censorship code in there.

[–] GoldAxolotl@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuck, [dog, bull, any kind]shit, tits, pussy ass bitch, hoe oi cunt, removed nazi degenerative cocksuckers, radical junk fuckface etc. But is it allowed to write n-word or something similar in non-racist context and not only once? (before get banned) Depends on the instances and reports/moderator's mood 🤔 Also i don't find any of the mentioned slur cunning or inventive, tho some just fits various situations, i'd prefer to see words and phrases i haven't seen before, something ironically cool or so hard to identify as humiliation or contempt... like real shit

Edit: wait, word that starts with re- and than smoothly continues with tard and if you feel like it ends with -ed was removed before nazi. Sus as fuck to me 👀

Edit 2: kurwa, gotta reality check lemmy now

[–] SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Richard Van Lesbian has a nice ring to it

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 29 points 2 months ago

I'm quite certain that if you actually asked Dick van Dyke about this, he'd likely have a similar response, lol

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a very old joke, which is very long but basically "new guy tries to get an agent, demonstrates a lot of talents, but we've got to do something about his name" which (punchline) is Penis Van Lesbian.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Great drag name.

[–] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] three@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

^watch^ ^your^ ^profamity^

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I saw a meme screenshot of a Twitter post recently where they censored the word:

"stole"


The absolute state of the internet right now

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm like 90% sure this was a joke

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe? I don't even know anymore

Edit: oh if you mean the OP post then yeah you would probably be right lol

[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 2 months ago
[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can he "officially" turn 100?

It's not like the Guinness book has to recognize it before it becomes true.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Some people count age from conception, but it's only official if you count from birth.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Anyone see Technology Connections' video on the TV Guardian, the swear filter device for analog TV? Ben Eater tore one down and dumped the EEPROM to find it apparently had a specific exception for Dick Van Dyke.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This used to be a joke on Family guy

https://youtu.be/k_AMQOTPqL8

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Ahh, fhe Daedric Prince of Madness himself.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Duck Van Duke

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't get to say this as often, but Family Guy did it

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago