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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 154 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"A computer is never held accountable, so we should put a computer in charge of everything so we are not held accountable."

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, they did sell the equipment that enabled the paperwork side of the Holocaust. So yeah.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely they were held accountable, right?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Not even slightly.

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

"Lavender" and "Where's Daddy" exist. Fascists already figured it out.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Funny, management can't be held accountable either.

[–] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

This. Exactly this. If no one is ever accountable why not save some money and use computers? They don't need as much salary.

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It took me way too long to understand "meat dev" just means "human programmer."

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like most politicians and all billionaires.

[–] DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 weeks ago

We currently don't hold people/corporations accountable either, so I don't see much of a difference in what we put in charge.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

this is %90 of the reason why there are consultancy companies, I guess they will be replaced by AI which is equally good at producing wrong information while sounding completely confident about it.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

So has management been held accountable?

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems legit to me. I found a 2017 Twitter post with this in it.

A less cropped version of the same photo, showing some natural yellowing and the three hole punch on the bottom where this page was in a binder

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Unfortunately destroyed by flood in 2019 with most of my things. Inquired at the retirees club zoom last week, but there’s almost no one the right age left. Not sure where else to ask.

This one just goes down as true 🫡

via Simon Willison

edit: goes down as true in a way that I won’t be able to accept in post-2022 years 😢

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

Today: "But that's the neat part!"

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 weeks ago

"Computer says no."

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 11 points 3 weeks ago

Heh... remember when technology had ethics?

[–] ToclafaneTourist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know... but... can we actually give up the hilarious situation of a ceo being fired and replaced with a management a.i, that is ultimately just an agentic LLM. So it eventually destroys the company.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So it eventually destroys the company.

So it is just as good as the typical CEO

Yeah but people will assume its not, put faith in it because of the label, and then implode institutions/companies.

Where as the stupid c.e.o "normally" just gets fired or "resigns". Im riffing tho so who knows.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I feel similar about corporations and power.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is bullshit.

I've seen people fired from my company and replaced by AI.

Let's see the executives and managers go next. It's far, Far, FAR fucking easier to replace them.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's the opposite of what this is talking about. They are telling the developers that the computer should never be used the way we currently use LLMs.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Its actually just IBM propaganda trying to limit thier liability 😅

if IBM software makes a bad call, that's not IBMs fault

😅

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

but the modern computers are smart AI unlike 1979 computers /j

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Management: This is exactly why computers should be making the decisions.