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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 92 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So that's a joke/farce/facade account, but that event was real, and it was cringey.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_z8yZou6rr4

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

It's not a dog whistle, though. They said so themselves. It's perfectly normal for ears to bleed in a quiet environment.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stephen Miller quietly contemplating if he could drink the ninja turtle's blood before he returns to his sarcophagus.

Kristi Noem getting all excited and waving her hand around with a make-believe gun because she thought the turtle was a large bipedal puppy.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

That would explain a lot. He looks like someone who was told they would be going to a concert for the first time in their life, panicked, skimmed a few videos of people at concerts to learn to fit in, but was too nervous and stiff to follow through on the act.

Meanwhile, Kristi Noem is America's collective, racist aunt getting drunk at Thanksgiving.

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for sharing, be warned though, that link is 24k ick.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think I know what 24k means in this context.

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Gilded. 24karat. as in Gold.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it was either that or link to Katie Miller's post on Twitter, so I picked the lesser of two evils.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bruno Mars has a song explaining it

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 67 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Calling vanilla ice the godfather of rap should be a criminal offence

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He called him Vanilla Ice Cube. I dont think this guy even knows who he is.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I read over that until I saw your post, goddamn that's idiotic lmao

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In his own words, "anything less than the best is a felony" so Vanilla Ice himself would back you up on that.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that from the movie he made about trying to bang a highschool girl?

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's from Ice Ice Baby. The only song anyone actually knows by him.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 55 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Damn, dude, fucking Vanilla Ice, Snoop Dogg, and Kanye West? No wonder the stupid little Gen Z bastards voted for Trump.

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Vanilla Ice is relevant to Gen Z?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In the same way that Elvis is relevant to Gen X and David Bowie is relevant to Millennials.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yea... There is no comparison between Elvis or Bowie vs. fucking Robert Van Winkle. XD

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[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, he lives in Miami so he was cheap

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Suge Knight took that shit in 92

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 11 points 3 months ago

I don't think there was any Gen-Z folks attending a Mar-a-Lago event unless they were staff. Surprisingly a lot of Gen Alpha folks because that's perfect breeding age for these Epstein fans.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

No joke, the kids at my summer camp loved memorizing and performing ice ice baby.

[–] Bleys@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Gen X*

Those are all Gen Xers, and the Gen X vote was 100x more influential for Trump in 2024 than Gen Z. I doubt much of Gen Z can name a single Snoop Dogg song, or knows who Vanilla Ice is at all.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's a reason Gen X is called the Forgotten Generation.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 5 points 3 months ago

uh. there s "smoke weed every day" followed by "GET NO SCOPED" and then a dorito turns into the Illuminati and the x files theme plays.

thats a snoop Dogg right

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, Uncle Dogg wasted no time being a shit bird this time around. Funny how he completely 180'd himself for this go around, and now just tells people to not worry about his life.

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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kash Patel, is that you cosplaying Michelangelo?

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A job he might actually qualify for.

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 months ago
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 3 months ago

I have developed three dimensional loathing. I didn't know I had that ability

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Whar the fuck is even going on over there? They used to be all about pump and traditions and stuff.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

wow, the 5 seconds of video you guys posted of the actual event was some Grade A cringe

almost gave me goosebumps

video Comment https://lemmy.world/comment/21329883

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

"The blacks love me"

[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Middle-aged mutant ninja turtles!

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jalaluddin Mansur Nuriddin would take issue with that title.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's doing some Ken M level trolling, yeah. All of his stuff is like that and it looks pretty deliberate. It's pretty funny in the sense that there's a good chance an actual member of that demographic have unironically posted something similar.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nazi parties are cringey and gross

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago

Discount Mikey: What did I do with my life that I ended up here....

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
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