this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's funny to me how a single gesture of humility like merely accepting baldness without the most horrendous possible form of fragile denial combover makes him look 100x less weird

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 months ago

And no spray tan

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seriously, he'd look so much less like a clown if he dropped the bronzer habit and horrendous comb-over that I am certain he does this on purpose to deflect criticism for his actions by drawing all the attention to how he looks. It's like a diversion tactic, and sadly it's working.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He doesn't have humility, he literally couldn't do that. He thinks it makes him look not geriatric.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boris Johnson is known to do this.

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Often transparently so. I remember the whole "toy bus" thing he pulled at one point during an interview.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

he actually kinda looks better like this

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

please no :(

can we have 1 sub that doesn't feature US politics

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What politics? OP posted a big shit, in a shitposting community.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Pfft. Next you'll want one that's not dripping with hatred.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

where corn?

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip -3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

This isn't a fucking shitpost. Block this troll and move on with your life if you're as sick of politics in this comm as I am.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Done and done, thanks for the recommendation.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The post certainly looks like shit. Bet it would smell like shit too.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip -2 points 2 months ago

For sure. And I would love to see a post mocking this awful man posted in one of the many communities designated for politics.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

so you're saying the post... is shit...?