Going to be honest, with that many records and such a short primary key, she's running the risk of duplicate key issues.
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Coding data in emojis is also a terrible practice. This dataset just screams "amateur."
Wait, this wasnt the reason utf8 support was added to most databases?
FY2025,-10000,😤😔💸
That reminded me of a time our data warehouse broke when we had a person named Katherine apply for a job. In the Workday form entry she put a 😸 emoji.
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This looks like a baby names list and it looks like her baby will be named Caleb. Lol
Its even in alphabetical order.
There's already a duplicate
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damn, ok ☹️
Congrats for the ok weinering.
It's okay Quinn, I'd give you a second shot :)
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She rates dudes like I rate beer.
What's your Caleb?
It can only be Guinness.
That's fair.
Some of my other faves: 1698 (Shepherd Neame), King Goblin Imperial Ruby (Carlsberg), Old Peculiar (Theakston).
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MY MAN
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My bestie's name is Caleb and, at least before he was married, he did pull a lotta tail.
Damn Caleb, what's your secret? Teach us your techniques!
As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn't have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That's the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
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🍆
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I've got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
Bro act like he has a metacritic or Steam score for his dick game “overwhelmingly positive” 😆
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What are you talking about? I meant Caleb's eggplant parm recipe.
Weirdo.
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I also encourage all men, but especially those who aren't particularly well-endowed, to perfect your oral sex game.
You'll never be able to compete with the size they've seen in porn, but porn mostly skips over cunnilingus, so if you can do that well, you can give her something those porn stars can't.
From my experience, authentic enthusiasm is the key. Women are always worried about what's going on down there, so when a man dives in with enthusiasm and vigor, they realize they can just relax and enjoy the ride. After that, she'll be putty in your hands, boys.
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"The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside..."
So what's the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
Obviously, that one's a keeper. 😉
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
It's unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you're a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.
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All hail Sam for participation award.
I want to know what all the emojis mean. Clearly each has a meaning, and some have a few, indicating she has intimate knowledge of something.
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My original thought was baby names not dudes she's fucked 🤷
Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.
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Caleb is probably a wish that isn't even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.
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Can I have calebs phone number?! For a friend
It's an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.
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