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[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 95 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Amateur! Wait till you hit 65. I'm slowly becoming Darth Vader. Machines to make me breathe, eyes that can't see, ears that can't hear and teeth that shatter on the softest food. Luckily they haven't started replacing any of the inside bits.... yet.

PS: this is just the short list of stuff.

[–] Peffse@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I describe adulthood as an ever-increasing amount of rituals to maintain normal.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh god yes!!! it takes an hour of smearing gels and snorting powders just to go to bed. Then I have to do it again next morning.

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[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Getting old ain't for wussies!

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[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

After 40? Lmfao. People, just take the time to care for yourself. Eat balanced meals, don’t over eat, stop watching TV all the time and go for a walk.

Take it from someone nearing 50 who took gluttony to the max by 35. I feel better today, than I ever did in my younger adult years because I stopped being a typical american.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm sixty, and I agree. The best time to start taking better care of yourself is when you hit 18. The second-best time is right now.

For the past 16 years, I've steadily improved my diet and exercise habits. I feel pretty good, compared to what I hear others complain about. I sleep about seven solid hours per night, typically waking up once around 3AM. I'd like to get more, but I've accepted that ~seven is all I need, because I can't sleep longer.

I think when you hit 45, you need to make a choice. You can choose to put in the effort or not. No one can do it for you, and no one else really cares whether you do. In fact, some people will actively discourage you, sadly enough.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

1000% agree.

If you're in your 20s, start building good habits now. Your future self will thank you.

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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The reason this post connects with people is that it validates a very well understood connection between aging and difficulty sleeping

Turning around and invalidating people in response and telling people its their own fault is frankly silly. Just because you resolved your sleep/health issues by taking better care of yourself doesn't mean everyone else struggling with sleep is just an unhealthy bum who should do better

Aging tends to bring with it sleep problems that aren't caused by lifestyle factors associated with poorer health, and even in cases where someones health issues are because theyre not taking good enough care of themselves, telling those people its their own fault generally overlooks socioeconomic factors- it usually amounts to blaming people for being poor, or mentally unwell

Source: I have a severe sleep disorder and at 27, I've seen a multitude of sleep doctors (and am still searching for a Dr who is knowlegable enough about my condition to try and help me beyond what I'm already doing) and spent a fair chunk of my life at this point sitting across from one discussing sleep issues

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Above 40 and get roughly 3-4 hours after being in bed 9. Exercise daily (and have been since age 20), am at a healthy weight, eat (relatively) right. Been seeing specialists and trying a dizzying array of things for 9 years, but I'm pretty sure this is just me now. Sometimes you just get dealt a bad hand.

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[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah well,

I exercise, eat healthy and am not American.

My sleep is still fuck.

Take your high horse and ride it into the sunset.

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[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 week ago (8 children)

At some point in my 40s I started doing that medieval "first sleep" and "second sleep" thing where my eyes just blast wide awake at 2am. I don't have to pee, I'm not uncomfortable, I just wake up. I read, take the dog out, brush my teeth again... After awhile I go back to sleep and wake up at the normal time.

I guess it is kind of nice to do a patrol around and make sure everything is cool, and the dog loves it. It's just kind of weird.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Long ago, when humans lived by daylight, we likely lived this way, with a "hole" in the middle of sleep, where people would wake up, putter around, chat and tell stories, have something to eat, and then go back to sleep. There was a lot less going on back then, people didn't have access even to books and candles were costly anyway so there was no reason to stay up late. I've had the same issue myself although these days, it's just the 2 times to pee.

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I think my neighbours are like this

I recently learned (while staying up late trying to shoot a rat in my backyard) that they go to bed around 8-10 pm, then are up for an hour or so sometime around 1-2am, and it is fairly consistent

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] j4k3@piefed.world 28 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I've been hit by 7 cars. What is your excuse?

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] j4k3@piefed.world 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Commuting by bike exclusively, and training for racing from 2009-2014. I only ever got hit by 2 SUVs at one time, but that is the one that broke my neck and back in 2014. Most of the rest were from people turning in and out of driveways or parallel parking spots. In the six crashes, three I rode away from with only road rash from going down. Three of the seven were totalled SUVs. I was faster than most e-bikes before lithium battery e-bikes were really a mass market thing. Back then, I averaged around 400 miles per week on the bike. I was one of the most hardcore roadies out there.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

My dad warned me about using bicycles and motorcycles on the public roads based on his experience in the 50s. It was dangerous even then, and it's only gotten worse with the number of cars and roads designed strictly for automobiles in general. Driving in traffic in a big car is scary enough; the people out there are insane.

I looked into an e-bike for getting to work a few years back. The range and time would have worked, and I travel during the light hours. But I couldn't find a safe way to make it happen, even through back roads. Probably for the best, eventually someone would probably have got me.

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I'm an OFFICE WORKER

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Try not to get hit by any cars on the way through the parking lot!

Damn, that joke falls pretty flat when you change dicks to cars.

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago

All cars are driven by dicks

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am at the stage where I either sleep 4 hours or sleep 12 hours

Yea my sleep schedule is destroyed

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And the best part is you don't know which one you'll get when you go to bed.

Barely standing awake at 10 fighting to keep your eyes open when you finally go to bed? Wide awake at 1 in the morning.

Browsing the internet at midnight because you are clearly not tired? You open your eyes and it's mid afternoon.

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

40+ here and the only reason why I don't sometimes sleep well is because I chose to play games until 2am.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

at 35 I need the ear plugs, the right temperature, to feel clean, the eye mask if there's any light source at all, and to lay on my left side with a 7cm thick pillow at just the right angle so my head rests without touching the occipital area

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago

I feel like my body wants to stay up for 30 hours followed by 14 hours of sleep.
I need a different planet.

[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I sleep in the pod of goo that Neo left, it's alright

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's late here and I'm tired so I first read "I sleep in the poo of god" and thought about it for a while before reading the rest of the sentence and then reading the whole thing again...

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[–] errer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Pretty much my wife since 35. Good news is she no longer gets mad at me for sleeping like a rock with little effort.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So my only major issue is my normal brand of shoes changed thier foot bed insert and it wholly fucked up my back and knee after a week.

I thought I just needed to break them in, I've had to buy a new pair of shoes that don't maim me instead now, which is a new experience at 38.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But have you tried 3 or 4 beers?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That causes me to fall asleep quickly and then wake up 2 to 3 hours later feeling exhausted

Then it messes with my sleep the rest of the week....

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

You gotta stick with it to see results

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[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooh boy just you wait til you realize you're just napping in between having to wake up to piss 3 times in the night.

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I sleep well as long as my wife is there. She can roll us from one side of the bed to the other or off it even and I'll continue sleeping like a rock. The moment she's sick or has trouble sleeping is when I also have trouble sleeping, which is fine with me.

I do sometimes miss being younger and sleeping any where, any time though.

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[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Barley husk pillows are the bomb.

Ultra firm but able to squish with your head. Stay cool too

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Need a CPAP machine too.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is "a fan" here a person who stands next to your sleeping body in the dark and watches you? In that case I don't want one.

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[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

Can confirm. I need 14 hours in bed to get 6 hours of sleep.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I can feel myself dying

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

In my 20s and made a sleep pb recently. 16hrs continuous

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Just sleep on that futon again for a month. You will sleep like a baby when you sleep in bed again.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best thing for sleep was a CPAP (in my case anyways). I can make a cocoon with blankets and even cover my head since I can breathe via the machine. Best I've ever slept.

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