nice try clanker, an AI generated face won't fool me
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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Or they have to wait for emancipated gallant women opening the doors for them.
ya
We do, just not for you, AND ONLY YOU, sweetie. ;)
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And then there are crazied dikes that get offended if u open doors
I do. If I get to make it first I hold it open for them, male or female sometimes both
I'll never hold the door unless it's a public building, they're close enough that I wouldn't need to hold it for long, and they aren't a woman within 10 years of my age. My anxiety can't risk me being seen as a creep so I don't want someone to think I'm holding the door for them cause I'm attracted to them or anything like that.
Just keep a permanent look of disdain on your face, like if the person is really inconveniencing you.
I mean, there's no inconvenience at all in holding the door for someone. I just don't wanna do it if it's gonna lead to social anxiety for me.