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[Me, entering the office building] *sniff* Oh, $coworker is here today.

And they came through here 2 hours ago.

Ever walked past someone and started choking?

When I was around 8 years old, my mother and I took a Greyhound bus across the country to visit the grandparents. We were sat next to a woman who was drenched in perfume. There's a picture of me sitting next to said woman with my eyes absolutely streaming tears from being so badly irritated.

As I always tell my 9th graders:

„If I can taste your perfume by walking past your classroom, it’s a tad too much.“

„They“ is a neutral pronoun you can use to avoid the awkwardness of he/she

Tip: don’t hold your breath instead preserve the clean air in your lungs by taking rapid short breaths until loss of consciousness occurs

I put this much on because I can't smell it anymore! They weakened it!

Uhhhhh noooooo, no they did not

She's a maniac. Maniac on perfume.

i mean when you're in high school and are bombarded with commercials that say "saturate yourself to the core fibers of your very soul with axe body spray, and women will basically throw their vaginas at your face as an involuntary reflex action"...is there any other option but to do what they say?

Cologne/perfume should be discovered, not announced.

I'll take this over the people that leave elevators smelling like an ashtray after they're gone.

Recently I had a guy deliver a new appliance. The hallway still reeked of his cologne two hours after he left, when he hadn't been in my house for more than 5 minutes. I didn't even think that was possible.

An English friend calls this phenomenon "twinkle twat", as he says it usually indicates the person hasn't, um, washed in a while. Or at least long enough that they know they should have by now, and are trying to mask it.

Now I can't unthink it whenever I encounter it... 😶

It used to be I would have to ask women from time to time to go easy on the perfume. Lately it has been all men. And I do say perfume when I ask them (always a great reaction).

Thankfully my current office doesn’t have anyone I interact with like this, but at a previous job I’m pretty sure the dude bought cologne by the 55 gallon drum. It was painful.

I've been this person once and I'm ashamed. I got a knock off parfum not realizing how strong it was and just went ahead and did my 3 sprays. Omg I realized when I was standing in line at the pharmacy and someone muttered something under their breath. I threw that scent away in shame

If I can smell you when just I'm walking past your office, it's way too much.

Excuse me im in this image and I don't like it.

Arabs: hold my aftershave.

I was even shown a trick by my friend's dad that after a shower, I should go over to the insence burner and hold my hair over the smoke.

I don't really have one of those, but I appreciated the experience.

my anosmic ass reading these comments: 🧍❔

The worst is when you can smell people walking past you when you're outside... before they pass you.

Once a person told me that the total sprays for a perfume are 4. 2 on the chest, left and right over the shirt, and 2 on the neck left and right. People with very short hair or without hair, can also spray once in the back neck. I follow this rule, and its big difference on the way the perfume develops as the time goes on. Remember, perfume have ingredients, that you will smell as the times goes on.