And watch them get crazy bonuses anyways and suffer no consequences.
Fuck AI
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
Majority of CEOs tried to use Ai on the wrong level of their company: at the bottom.
Majority of CEOs discover they are completely incompetent frauds to the point of literally deserving the death sentence
There, fixed the headline.
Majority of CEOs discover something plebs like you and I knew all along the whole time.
The level of schadenfreude im feeling is almost lethal.
How could they have possibly thought AI would make them money? Lmfao. It sucks power and water just to give wrong answers or generate "art" with terrible attention to detail...
Some applications of AI are pretty neat. For example the DeepL translation tool. I convinced my employer to spend money on that. And they make 55 million in profits.
But forcing AI down our throats, like Google does with those horrible auto-dubbed videos? There's no way that will ever be profitable
Yeah there are definitely some cool uses, it seems like analysis/processing uses are pretty good, but generative ones are not.
The AI models that are used for molecular research are literally remaking our understanding of biology and medicine. I don't know why the big AI corporations don't point to that as an example of the benefits of AI. I guess cause that doesn't help them to exclude the proletariat from their profits.
It's because they have no idea what "AI" actually is. They think you tell it to make profits, and it just does so. Anyone who has used any kind of "AI" for an hour knows that it's mostly just shit at everything except the absolutely most basic shit.
It's seeing a vision of the future and the technology that will transform it but not having the patience to let it happen and wanting to jump right to printing money. I think the fact that it happened to the internet should show that even incredibly useful tech can go through this process. It happened with video games, too. They see the potential but their eyes are only on the money, so they don't have the ability to meet that potential.
And in the case of the metaverse, they killed it off entirely by wanting to build a virtual storefront and advertising space before building a virtual space people would want to visit. Facebook thought the idea would sell itself just based on pop culture, despite none of the pop culture versions involving just a headset and trackers to enter a world you can only see and hear, but not touch (even though it might inconsistently react to your touch). The tech wasn't there but FB had FOMO and wasted billions chasing it anyways.
Exact same thing is happening with AI. LLMs improved by leaps and bounds, and once it was conversational, people with money went all in on the idea of what it could become (and probably still will, just not anytime soon and it won't be chatbots, actually I suspect we might end up using LLMs to communicate/translate with the real AIs, though they'll likely be integrated into them because that communication is so useful).
They don't understand that it takes more than just having a good idea or seeing tech before it explodes, you have to have passion for that tech, a passion that will fight against the urge to release it to make money, not a passion to release it regardless to make money sooner and the intent to fix it up later.
It's why they are trying to shove it into everything despite no one wanting it, because they think the exposure will drive demand, when it's actually exposure to something desirable that drives real demand. And exposure is instead frustrating or dangerous because it's often wrong and full of corporate censorship (that hasn't once been accurate but has always been easy to bypass any time I've run into it).
I just wonder if MS bet the farm on it, or only bet a survivable loss. Like is the CEO just worried about his job or the entire company's future?
The only thing I have used AI for is making furry porn. And even then I am really bored with it.
My man.
I'm shocked dot jiff.
I'm starting to think that most "business" leaders have the skills of a Trump. It's all puffery.
Have you ever talked to a CEO? Like, sit down and talk face to face? Their are dumb as rocks. They are dumb as rocks and make all the money, and just move around from company to company, running them into the ground.
Yes. Yes I have. And I agree with you. The "starting to think" is an old Norm McDonald trope.
I'm starting to think that Norm McDonald character isn't a very serious person.
I work in IT, and the accuracy of "The IT Crowd" when it comes to management is scary. How they get anything done is beyond me.
They don't get anything done they just ask other people to do stuff. Their job is to nag you and stress you out until you do stuff
During americas “great” years a lot of the research and development was guided by long term USA policy. We are no longer guided by any sense of what’s to come. It’s a greedy grab all free-for-all. No rules no restrictions, just have fun and make lots of money.
Sounds good. Then, they'll finally move away from AI and we will all stop having AI being shoved down our throats. I'm sick and tired of all these AI chatbots in places where we don't even need them.
"Instead of looking for other avenues for growth, though, PwC found that executives are worried about falling behind by not leaning into AI enough."
Sunk cost fallacy at work
Oh no they are shit afraid of what happened to companies that didn't survive the shift into digital that happened around 2000s.
The truth is, many companies didn't try that transition and disappeared or went from their peak to being 2nd class. But also, lots of companies put in large amounts of money the wrong way and the same thing happened. Guess history repeats itself and every ceo is finding out they didn't get where they did because they're smarter than their peers the way they strongly believed before.
It's gambling all the way down, thinking they will be the ones that will win big and everyone else fail.
And they never add anything of use. They are like an incredibly sophisticated version of Clippy... and just as useless.
I'm sure that AI would be willing to sacrifice all those human CEOs jobs that failed at leading this AI revolution forward to AI CEOs who will be able to harder bigger faster stronger as we have been told about all other human endeavor.
Let it crash, baby!
Well duh. There's not much money to be made. Most of the money here is going to be made by firing employees. Which they will then need to rehire later often at increased salaries to bring talent back into the building where llm has fallen short, which is a lot.
Pop pop pop!
See what happens when you vote with your wallet?
My company is forcing that everybody use AI by having weekly reviews. They expect throughput of 2-4x hahahahaha
We are a LONG way from AI being cheaper than an underpaid office drone or service worker. Maybe we could convince the AI companies to support unions and drive up wages so AI looks more affordable by comparison. Better working conditions and fewer people wasting their lives on jobs that can be automated.
Who'd have thought that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters was not the best way to accomplish Hamlet?
Thats what happens when one guy sells AI to everyone as a miracle drug when its in fact snake oil. They needed to have use cases for it before they built it, not figure it out later. This is just the AI bubble cracking.