Lot of questions, but mine is how do you set it down after taking a sip?
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What happens if you screw it in and turn on the power?
Depends. Probably nothing spectacular. At best you'll get a "pop" an OJ-glass explosion and a breaker needs to be switched back on. More likely nothing. Shake it up first if you're gonna try it
Who the heck puts orange juice inside lightbulbs?
Judging by the labels? New Yorkers 🤷
/c/dontstickthatinyourass
Probably better in your ass than your mouth.
Why can’t some people resist putting things in every orifice? There’s gotta be some innate drive to do this. Does anyone here relate? What’s the attraction? I want to understand. Seeing weird-shaped things is clearly appealing somehow.
All our ancestors who were squeamish about inserting new things into every orifice eventually starved and died off.
If we weren't all disgusting horny animals at our core just looking for a hole to jam ourselves into or to jam stuff into our holes, there wouldn't be 8+ billion of us.
Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.
I can vibe with that.
I guess my question is more about the ‘challenge’ objects. Like I get wanting to put things places, but it’s the stuff that lands you in YouTube compilations due to ‘misadventure’, that clearly looked risky, that gets me.
Putting the OP bottles in places, or getting your nuts trapped in the slats of a park bench such that the fire department has to remove them, things like that.
It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.
I found that distressing. I’m gonna assume OP manhandled that dude’s nuts after filming for my own sanity.
Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.
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Do you have the 100 watt flavor?
Hey only what you see here, pal.
Somebody’s going to wind up in the ER over these.
Flared bases, people!
Meth users need their vitamin C too.