That left panel is kevin nealon and victoria jackson in an snl skit. Not sure which inspired which though.
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And it’s a fantastic skit.
Oh that's why it was familiar, thank you.
This was only an SNL skit and nothing more.
Him: "Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!"
Her: "Nngh!" ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP
Co-op shitting
I prefer competitive shitting
Battleshits?
Who can force the other to flee the room first?!?
Who's going to be king of the brown hill?
It would be a nice party game
I'm not stopping 'til your fur singes off!
Minimum order 12! I don't need 12, I'm fairly sure I don't even need 1.
It's meant for Mormon complexes. Gotta get your intimate time in with each wife.
How to know he's really full of shit!
i think half of this product would be quite nice, though
This reads like something out of The Sims
Only one 7-inch television? Who gets to watch it?
Also the iPod docking station. How long are they expecting people to spend on the toilet? Idk about you but when I'm on there longer than a few minutes the last thing I can do is concentrate on watching a movie. I'm busy trying to survive.
This product brought to you by Hemorrhoids.
The toddler while they have twofer toilet time.
Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.
I think YouTuber William Osman brought a house that came with a bathroom with two toilets facing each other like a spaghetti western standoff. So your perfect bathroom is out there.
Cooperative pooping implies the existence of Competitive pooping.
“Hey baby come and shit next to me”
“Oh I just thought you had a lisp…”
What time does Sean Connery arrive to Wimbledon? Tennish.
😂
its like the 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
We're just straight recycling old SNL skits into memes? I guess it is good for the planet.
Oh trust me, I recognize the SNL skit. But now it’s been made into reality.
I do wonder if they actually made any. That AE listing has been around for a while.
When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.
Nothing so romantic as shitting together
is the 70s why we're not allowed to buy houses anymore?
how the fuck does this save water, you still need the same amount per bowl
It was an SNL bit
that doesn't mean it has to say bullshit like that, it ruins the joke
True romance.
Did... did they wipe each other's asses, though?
I hate this, thank you. <3
Want a privacy wall anyway, as a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called “walls”
Every toilet should allow a custom water amount, eliminating the need tor such half-assed "water-saving" solutions.
Japanese toilets have a big and little flush option.
Japanese toilets have heated seats, warm bidets, disinfectant, maybe active suction, automatic seat wiping, mood lighting, speakers, USB ports, Wi-Fi, demand-responsive toilet paper ordering services and whatnot.
What I'm talking about is a very simple mechanical system: being able to continuously control the water amount with the depth or duration of the "flush" button/lever press, which is a requirement to get an eco rating in my country, and such toilets have been common for decades. I think the similarly common 2-amount flush systems have a lesser eco rating and 1-amount flush systems are banned in most new installations.
Oh you think its cute now though