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biblically accurate toilet paper.
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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Ah, that's what that symbol was for
Your boyfriend is wrong, this isn't "perfectly fine." It's a masterpiece.
Why wouldn't it be?
Because the handle is on the left. I don't trust those people, they're shady.
Cause the roles on the bottom are not stacked in a very efficient manner.
Hexagons are the provably most efficient way to pack circles into spaces.
Bestagons
Maybe if gravity wasn’t a factor. In this case that TP should have been stacked from the start.
Plastic plants aren't great, it's true. At least you're ready to take a few shits.
Look at his wealth!
Maybe he's just preparing. The first time I lived with a woman I was surprised at how much faster toilet paper went
Why you complaining?
Women use like 2 rolls per day
This is for you
Omg. Thats my SO. I can use like two squares at a time, unless it’s a big shit, but i swear she uses half a roll every time she take a piss.
I bought a massive pack from Costco in like 2018 and it lasted me through the pandemic. Since my girlfriend moved in, we've one through like 3 a year.
How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?
The ancient art of origami
Donald is so awesome he doesn't use any.
Fancy 16-ply toilet paper. That's why they're so worried about the rate, it costs $20 a roll.
If your SO is considerate as it sounds, not all that tp goes to wiping, just saying.
iykyk
Bidet and mini trashcan? You’ll survive a tp tower.
There can never be too much toilet paper, only not enough.
And yet no one makes big rolls for home use.
It's just missing an extra bollock and you'// have yourself a massive TP dong. nice.
edit: fucking on-screen keyboard did me dirty, I'm keeping it though.
Cancer got the missing one.
I suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.
Could go higher.
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is this a crosspost from r*ddit
Hopefully when its tipped over, it won't fall into the toilet or bath.
Obviously we have forgotten the summer of 2020. Never forget.
There's a pattern abandoned to stack. He's an animal.
Legendary
Use that bidet wand on the side and profit.
That's a penis.
With one ball? Centered? No, this is a TP tower.
So... it's Hitler's penis?
Would need to be much shorter to be .... Hitler's.
You're all wrong.
It's a rocketship.
8=====D~~~
Given the size of the singular testicle, I think the scales are right-ish.
I concur. That's a dangerous place for a delicate plant.