April 1805, Napoleon is now master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields.
Let's gooooo.
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Starship captain, not bad
Oh god. The Pitt.
Head of a bunch of MI5 reprobates.
Either an FBI agent obsessed with the unexplainable, which I put on for background noise while my girlfriend fell asleep.
Or
A 'cheesecake' photographer taking classy pinup photos in the 50s.
Which one of the Smurfs is the main character? 🤨
Papa smurf, right?
Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁
Err indentured slave in a mine at a terraforming colony in deep space ..
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Just watched the pilot episode for The Americans last night. Had I not I could be wastelanding in the post apocalypse. Now I guess I'm spying for Russia?
Selling gasoline door to door
Arcane. Best case scientist councilman. Worst case undercity brawler, a psychotic terrorist or a cop.
(Platoon) Ah shit, i go back to Viet Nam.
Senior loan manager at JLB credit :(
I'm a rich guy who learns to be happy and loved without seeking ever greater riches. I throw all my money at saving a piece of nature I previously wanted to exploit for profit
So happy with this outcome, it could have been so much worse. Never been so lucky in my life.
Having just watched season 2 of Silo, I am not very happy about this.
I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮💨
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A lawyer that runs a bowling alley.
I become a burned spy, who uses his skills to solve problems for the citizens of Miami.
Teenage private detective working for my dad.
I'm the leader of an intergalactic scientific expedition to find out what happened to the ancient friendly aliens that used to live there.
Also, I get to move in to their perfectly preserved, super advanced city! It usually just floats on an ocean, but when it really has to, this baby can fly.
I'm a hedge knight. Ugh sleeping under trees with empty bellies. Sounds great.
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The queen of England in the 1760's.
Iron Lung
Bush league hockey coach
A supercilious British Secret Agent, tossing off bad one-liners, at women who should have really stayed away.
A vault dweller.
Eh, hotelier and a Princess of Hell, I guess.
Blood analyst and serial killer
I'm a jewel thief!