Im a child (detectiwe conan)
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The queen of England in the 1760's.
Smut writer
Famous actor! Ah!
I guess I'm bringing home the Kalisk. Sick.
The last thing I watched was that Secret Mall Apartment documentary. Guess I'm unemployed (an artist) now.
Lady of the manor/amateur detective
I am a cold hard calculating shell of a man with a drug addiction and a destroyed right leg who is also a genius as a doctor.
Don't forget about you're also a complete asshole who does racism and sexism for the explicit purpose of getting a reaction out of people.
Detective (Brooklyn 99). Or dragon, if we're counting anime.
I'm an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often... For Science!
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Astronaut!
Watching For All Mankind
I'm a hedge knight. Ugh sleeping under trees with empty bellies. Sounds great.
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I'm a German Shepard travelling from town to town helping people and saving lives, just to receive a thank you and move onto the next place that needs me.
Because maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.
Last thing I watch was Succession. I am the CEO of a massive media corporation.
Rampart, this is Squad-51. How do you read?
I suppose that would be OK.. as long as the 'curse' came with the requisite knowledge and skills.
Middle manager at a paper making company. Then unemployed, warehouse worker, unemployed again, murderer then automation overseer. Sounds pretty grim
I watched Adventure Time.
Who's considered the main character in SNL? Bcz that's the last show I watched.
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Welp, I'm the last person on Earth, making a vlog while trying to navigate the loneliness of being alone, and avoiding nesters
ANIME CRIMES DETECTIVE HELL YESSSSSSS
Currently watching Bohemian Rhapsody.... I am the greatest front man who ever lived.
Chief suregon 5miles from the korean frontline making booze in my tent.
Zootopia 2 (movie): cop. Trigger (Korean drama series): also cop. ...Well shit.
I guess I am an attractive lady AI bot that doesn't really have a profession, but is eager to people watch. I think she drew a drawing once a day. She also killed two human guys.
Community so... dysfunctional chaos demon i guess
Private Investigator.... Emma Thompson in "Down Cemetery Road"
I guess I'm stuck as a partner to a fox
A janitor huh? Oh I'm also wicked smart
Insurance Salesmen
Contract Killer
Cop
One of these three (Fargo S1)