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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I have never wanted to be an American so badly

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ah welcome in. Take a seat.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Thanks for not using 'AI' for this.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

god forbid a girl have a hobby

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I read somewhere that women are fascinated by cheese.

Not dick cheese, though. 🥲

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Also horses, and not being murdered by their companions.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 74 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I was just gonna say that is not fucking cheese

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My man if I ate that much cheese I'd be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

I ate a whole kilo of cheese once. Spent the next three days giving myself an umbilical hernia trying to get it out. Not even joking.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's fine since it's not real cheese.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

Eating that much cheese with give you a major dairy air.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Legen....

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This had me cackling like a forest hag. Thank you for helping me achieve my goals.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Having had breakfast at an American diner and not needing to eat for the rest of the day, I can almost believe that. Food portions there are huge.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's why we usually bring half of it home for breakfast tomorrow, or lunch/dinner later.

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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Please don't let a sink in ever again

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

If you're cold, they're cold. Let sinks in!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Another little thing Elon ruined for everyone else.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Thanks Klara, I 100% believe anything posted on the Internet

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (25 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Some cheese varieties (cheddar, red Leicester) are traditionally coloured (with annatto)

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Something something Cheeses Georg who lives in a cave in Wisconsin

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago
[–] colonthree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Damn Cheeses Georg is really putting in the work huh

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] lennee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

thats supposed to be cheese?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

FIFY

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

The average American definitely needs some fiber.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I wish I could afford that much cheese a day. 😔

[–] Funnynate08@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

this doesn't look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

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