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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

And, my favorite, "all'a y'all".

Example 1:
"Fuck all'a y'all!"

Example 2:
"We're having a party and all'a y'all are invited."

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

The correctly punctuated version actually somehow has even more fucking apostrophes…

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 7 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 52 minutes ago

And for the dismount as you leave:

[–] missingno@fedia.io 3 points 33 minutes ago

"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 55 minutes ago

Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 41 minutes ago
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

I've always been partial to "ladies, boys, and ladyboys..." myself.

[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 30 minutes ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 1 hour ago

β€œHi”

My social skills are beyond your comprehension

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 31 minutes ago

I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 32 minutes ago

"'Sup, cunts?"

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering out collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 24 minutes ago

πŸ˜˜πŸ‘Œ

And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:

"You there! No, not you, the other one!"

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

<..googles aunty penny...>

I concur!