I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though π
"Y'all..."
And, my favorite, "all'a y'all".
Example 1:
"Fuck all'a y'all!"
Example 2:
"We're having a party and all'a y'all are invited."
The correctly punctuated version actually somehow has even more fucking apostrophesβ¦
Hey meatbags!
And for the dismount as you leave:

"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst
Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.
Oi cunts
I've always been partial to "ladies, boys, and ladyboys..." myself.
meow
βHiβ
My social skills are beyond your comprehension
I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.
"'Sup, cunts?"
In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering out collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic
ππ
And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:
"You there! No, not you, the other one!"
Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version
"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair
<..googles aunty penny...>
I concur!