"Y'all..."
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And, my favorite, "all'a y'all".
Example 1:
"Fuck all'a y'all!"
Example 2:
"We're having a party and all'a y'all are invited."
The correctly punctuated version actually somehow has even more fucking apostrophes…
I know y'all're gonna hate me for this, but y'all've'nt told me y'alls stance on contractions
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Hey meatbags!
And for the dismount as you leave:
There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of "ladies and gentlemen".
My vote was "listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]"
I think they went with "everyone", however.
Another choice would be "Hey! We're drivin' heah!"
I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.
That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁
"preantepenultimate [...], and I'm not just saying that to use the word."
Whatever your reasons, I'm glad you used that word, because it's a damn good word and I'm putting it on my list of good words (a silly project that I've had for a few years now)
Hello everyone,
Hi everybody! But only ever in Dr. Nick’s voice.
Bold!
Hello everynyan
I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.
In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering our collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic
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HI DR. NICK!
"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst
In not going to say Limp Bizkit sucks, you know it, I know it, I'm not going to say it.
-Trent Reznor
"Kings and Queens and In-betweens"
"Theydies and gentlethem"
“Hi”
My social skills are beyond your comprehension
Oi cunts
Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.
"Attention Bajoran workers"
Girls gays and theys isn't trying to be inclusive at all though?
It's basically a way to say "anyone that isn't a straight man"
"'Sup, cunts?"
perfectly inclusive, only excludes non cunts, and who wants to speak to them?
Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.
And piss, don't forget the piss.
“Hey y’all!”
Texas may have more (far, far more) than it’s fair share of problems, but y’all is gender neutral and works both as singular and plural.
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"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair
And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:
"You there! No, not you, the other one!"
"Hey bitches, and bros and non-binary hoes!"
What's poppin, primates?
sup cunts
Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version
meow
"Sup motherfuckers"
Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between
Hello folks! - informally archaic
<..googles aunty penny...>
I concur!
I prefer Jan Böhmermann's version:
Meine Damen und Herren und alle dazwischen und außerhalb
(Ladies and gentlemen and all in between and beyond)
Friends, enemies, and frenemies
"Alright, chat!"
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