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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 9 minutes ago

There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of "ladies and gentlemen".

My vote was "listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]"

I think they went with "everyone", however.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (3 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 27 minutes ago

Hello everynyan

How are you? Fine, thank you.

Ohmygah!

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I like the preantepenultimate one, and I'm not just saying that to use the word.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 1 hour ago

Hey ladies, fellas and everyone between

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

And, my favorite, "all'a y'all".

Example 1:
"Fuck all'a y'all!"

Example 2:
"We're having a party and all'a y'all are invited."

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The correctly punctuated version actually somehow has even more fucking apostrophes…

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 hours ago

And for the dismount as you leave:

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 2 hours ago

I like J Kenji Lopze-Alt's "Guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" for inclusivity and being not overly-formal. Then again, I'm a cishet guy so feel free to point out any flaws I may not see.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 8 points 2 hours ago

"Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a FUCK" - inclusive king Fred Durst

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago
[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Hello folks! - informally archaic

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

In undergrad I had an O-Chem Prof, from England, who would start each class by gathering our collective attention with, "Oi, You Lot!". Awesome and Epic

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 10 points 2 hours ago

“Hi”

My social skills are beyond your comprehension

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago

"'Sup, cunts?"

And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:

"You there! No, not you, the other one!"

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 2 hours ago

Now I'm remembering the smell of K-Mart: A mix of rancid popcorn oil and cigarettes.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I've always been partial to "ladies, boys, and ladyboys..." myself.

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

"Attention, duelists!" <- my hair

[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Lads, lasses and lessers <--- queerphobic version

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

<..googles aunty penny...>

I concur!