They are both autistic.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
An autistic gigachad, obviously.
As opposed to inaudibly shouting
I work with a guy like this. Lead his icebreaker with "I don't understand people so don't expect me to interact with you."
He's the most brilliant person I've ever worked with. His knowledge is encyclopedic. He will show you how what you're asking is idiotic in as few words as is necessary. He has no fear of manager or customer.
He has my eternal allegiance.
I would follow that man into hell.
We stan
First line reminds me of office space
Fake: woman interested in man
Gay: anon is jealous
Ungay: anon is a woman too.
Completlely flips the script, doesn't it?
No, it's just gay with extra steps
Regay: anon is jealous of the guy, because she has a crush on the women following him.
Wouldn't quite call this "gigachad" behavior, but it's good and healthy to not jump on literally anyone who offers, even if you aren't particularly interested. I suspect anon sees this as "gigachad" because they're steeped in manosphere/incel ideology (unsurprising for a 4chan user).
Definitely autistic, possibly including the woman.
Everyone in this green text is autistic.
On this blessed day.
Speak for yourself.
Everyone on lemmy is autistic.
If this is true, then you're almost certainly right.
~~this~~ every
Gigachads don’t shout, do they?