Wrong. Its a ww2 vibrator.
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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It’ll light up some other lips.
It probably has asbestos in it (no really).
Don't open it
Oooh, a real Drop and Run! Expensive taste
Madame Curie’s exclusive balm
Oh man 😝 Like 3 months ago I dropped a tube of classy chapstick and realized it was mostly regular-sized chapstick with a classy cover.
I now know what I must do 😎☢️
Love the radio noise surrounding it in the photograph
It would be all over the photo, though.
Unless it's a very massive pinhole camera?
Made of lead
It's all fun and games until science comes into play
It has a half-life.
LPT: If it tells you to "drop and run", it's because the owner is trying you from stealing it.
But take a close look to be sure. Some less valuable sticks look very similar but lack the warning.
Looks absolutely radiant.
You know it's legit because it's heavy.
Thats how you know it is expensive.
So put it back.
That reddit watermark always makes me cringe
Totally ruins the “My girlfriend” part of the joke too, especially since the image effects are another part of the joke
it'll positively make you glow!
Your GF is glowing.
If you strap this to your balls you'll shoot loads like the Hulk.
That was the prize in the cereal box, wasn't it?
Crack it open!