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[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

disliking this image

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Hiking. Alone. No technology along, just my walking stick and backpack. Bonus points when it's foggy and I feel like the only person on the trail.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

knowing im not as dumb as the president

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 19 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

A satisfying bowel movement.

The literal translation for "bathroom" in my native language is "house of peace". Not sure if that applies whilst fighting for my life against a multi-burrito, beer bash bender, but I think it's the general principle.

[–] Chingzilla@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Now this is a real shit post

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Your native language sounds unironically beautiful.

The contrast of your example is even better.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Spending time with your dad

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

That's what the mask and gag are for.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

I was going to post spending time with my son... It's nice seeing the other side of the equation.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I hate to be that annoying fuck who mentions having money to get by.

But I have been broke for such a long time (until I started working on getting my life back on track), I even once got evicted from my then relatively cheap apartment in Berlin. I spent all the money I had back then on smoking pot. Tried getting away from my problems, mainly caused by being broke, by being stoned off my face 24/7. You can imagine how that went.

So yeah. 15 years later, having saved enough so I don't have to worry about these things anymore is a huge deal for me.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Getting fully sober including quitting weed as an escape mechanism brought me a huge amount of peace, plus $500/mo back in money. I'm still struggling in many ways, took a huge pay cut to get into my current job (protected from AI for many years) but I have a savings account and a retirement account for the first time ever. Paying down debt, slowly. I get dopamine hits from interacting with people, fixing problems in my life. Instead of from a glass bowl and lighter, a bottle, etc.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

That's awesome, man. Huge respect, I know how hard it is. I was very lucky to somehow get out of my debts, and it really gave me back an inner peace like I last felt when I was a teen without any obligations.

Life isn't perfect, but hey, it never is. But I can at least take out my wife for a fancy dinner each wedding day and I don't feel like a total loser anymore. Keep going, even if life throws shit at you, never ever give up.

[–] Lommy@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks to both of you, i really needed to hear this. I need to and am gonna quit. I aleady stopped drinking 1st of januari last year (i could bring myself to only drink on weekends, but still drank problematic amounts) which made huge improvements on my health but took quite a toll on my social life unfortunatly. I'm not really good with people and it was an easy mask to put on. But... Being high all the time (except when i'm at work) probably doesnt help with that. Im not really sure where i'm going with this comment. Thanks again for the inspiration. :)

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm not good with people either. You can't solve all your problems at once and some problems never, but you can take some weight off your shoulders. Every bit helps, every small step forward gives you a little more energy, a little more emotional wiggle room and belief in yourself gradually returns.

Not gonna lie, it's not easy. It took a long, long time for my brain chemistry to readjust so I could feel joy again from something else than weed. And I'm not sure if I could have done it without help from family and friends (the very few that I have).

But I am so glad that I somehow made it. You will be, too. I root for you, my friend, and I wish you well.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

"shitposts". You know, just some random image that means nothing, isn't funny, and makes no point. That's exactly what a shitpost is, yessir.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Beep@lemmus.org -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sphericalcube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I am in on the tea part but what news are you readig that it gives you peace??

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 20 hours ago

I think no human could possibly say something as ludicrous as "the news gives me peace."

Is openclaw on lemmy now?

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 19 hours ago

Stick to places lime !upliftingnews@lemmy.world or news sites that are tailored to showing positive stories. You already know there are terrible things going on in the world, there's no need to constantly cudgel yourself with them.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Are you all AIs or just not shitposting anymore or what

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Oh fuck I didn't see what comm this was. Brb editing

Edit: 👍

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

IMO this is a very advanced shitpost/troll :D

Even if it wasn't intended.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 4 points 18 hours ago

Shitposting so far they’ve come full circle. Live laugh love I guess

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 24 points 23 hours ago

Little things. I stopped chasing the big moments to get some kind of great peaceful feeling. Today my dog woke herself up by farting and it made me happy.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Spending time with your mom

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Is this AI? Can you photograph "the moon illusion"? I only ever saw the moon illusion once in my life and it was big like this.

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

I'm really struggling to figure this one out. I'm leaning AI myself but idk. I hate the constant questioning of if everything online is real now it fucking sucks. I want to be able to see a cool photograph and go "hey that's cool" and move on

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This photo could be achieved with a telescopic lens

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

But there are distant trees on the horizon, so if this was, say, maybe a mile away to appear relatively small, those world have to be many more. That works only work on a flat earth.

Also, the moon and sun appear flattened when near the horizon due to atmospheric distortion.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago
[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Playing Fallout 4 on Switch 2

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

Another advanced shitpost! Nice Job! Genuinepost?

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

Not a shitpost. This comm basically has no rules and no moderation whatsoever.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

gas lighting, the effulgence of a burning future.

[–] nett_hier@feddit.org 1 points 18 hours ago

Paulaner Spezi and walking around outside at night while listening to music

[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago
[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Tea and nature

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)