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[–] totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quick! You must—

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Girl, you're transgender.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

Girl, you're -

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Mine Bitcoin. Hold.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bitcoin. One hundred…

You just blew it.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

sell at $100… got it! thanks future me! will do!

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It's what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.

Congrats on your $48k.

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.

2009-2010, you hear about this "Bitcoin" thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn't hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021...

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[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't preorder Cyberpunk.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ADHD not stupid

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[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Move to europe

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[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bitcoin hits 120k

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Buy Bit Coin

[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

"you're a girl"

[–] RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 25 points 2 months ago

It gets worse

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERING

runner up:
YOU AIN'T MALE

third place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REAL

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Invest in Apple.

[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Invest in ~~Nvidia~~ yourself

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[–] lumettaria@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You a lesbian

[–] ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Sell Bitcoin 2025

This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.

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[–] Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 22 points 2 months ago (8 children)

You're a girl

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Don't get married.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Buy $0.01 bitcoin.

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[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You ADHD transgender

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Two would be enough, "buy bitcoin".

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Don't do it

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

You’re a bottom.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

Just be punk.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)

..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Suck. My. Balls.

(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Let's see...

don't sell bitcoin

don't sell doge

don't buy restaurant

don't date XYZ

don't date ABC

don't buy restaurant

don't quit place

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Buy some bitcoin

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[–] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't. Marry. Her.

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Buy All Bitcoin

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cherish them more.

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[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

You need therapy.

[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Read scholarship terms.

(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It's-A-Me!

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

invest in bitcoin!!!!!!!

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Do not piss

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Tossup between "buy Bitcoin now" and "you are autistic"

The first one, because, obviously. The second one, because I didn't find out until I was in my 30s. My lemmy account is older than my diagnosis.

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's still fucked.

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[–] T13URF@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Take LSD now

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