Google, Microsoft, bitcoin.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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"you're a girl"
Buy $0.01 bitcoin.
Don't. Marry. Her.
Buy castle vania
(I got 8 eyes as a kid, which is great, buttt)
She was interested in you, go talk to her.
Your future self will say "that's nine words" =]
Oh, sorry. Talk to her, then.
Ask doctor paroxetina
Move to Europe
Buy All Bitcoin
Just be punk.
Drop out. Act.
It's still fucked.
Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just "It's still..". Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.
A contraction is still one word, even if it's the combination of both
Someone didn't go to genie school
ADHD not stupid
Aww 🥲 yeah
go to gym
You 19 now
Two would be enough, "buy bitcoin".
what says that you wouldnt have sold it e.g. when the price doubled? like from $10 to $20?
You'd be better off saying something like "sell bitcoin $125k" (we'll just assume "$125k" would count as one word). That you should then buy it when it's cheap would be implied.
18yo me would be living in the early 2000s; any of these would set me up for life: “Bitcoin hits $100K” “Buy Tesla shares” - this also would work for any of the big brands Netflix/Nvidia etc.
But this one would probably change my life in a much more meaningful way: “Don’t lose her.”
Don’t stop believin’
first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERING
runner up:
YOU AIN'T MALE
third place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REAL
With you on 1 and 3, not so much 2...
When I was 18 ADHD was something kids had and you outgrew it. I probably couldn't have been evaluated then. So nuclear engineering it is.
2 was my first thought too, but maybe its better that I didnt had my egg cracking while I was still living with my parents (the funny thing is, that I still had my egg cracking while staying at my parents place between semesters) and going to school.
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It's-A-Me!
Bitcoin 100k
18 was a long ass time ago for me. It would have been the late 90's. The world was so much different that I don't think anything I could say in 3 words would make any sense to my 18 year old self. I didn't have any money at 18 so something like "buy apple stock" wouldn't have worked.
Even taking the big assumption that I believed what I was telling my 18 year old self I can't actually come up with anything that makes sense in context. 3 words just isn't enough to convey anything useful given the time difference and everything else!
Take LSD now
Move to europe
Buy some bitcoin
Instructions unclear, sold it when it doubled.
Seek mental help
Move somewhere else.
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
sell at $100… got it! thanks future me! will do!
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Don't preorder Cyberpunk.
I've never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
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