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If this were to happen, all of you are going to completely destroy Bitcoin. Haha!
Skip college, gormless.
Enjoy the life
Read the Qur'an.
PS: Actually, nah. I wouldn't say anything, I wouldn't want things to change (I did kinda date another Muslim qt before I met my now wife and I didn't agree with the religion conversion cause I was an atheist at the time, plus other details, so things fizzled out), I'm very pleased with my life despite the hardships.
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Gey anxiety medicine
Buy castle vania
(I got 8 eyes as a kid, which is great, buttt)
18 was a long ass time ago for me. It would have been the late 90's. The world was so much different that I don't think anything I could say in 3 words would make any sense to my 18 year old self. I didn't have any money at 18 so something like "buy apple stock" wouldn't have worked.
Even taking the big assumption that I believed what I was telling my 18 year old self I can't actually come up with anything that makes sense in context. 3 words just isn't enough to convey anything useful given the time difference and everything else!
Write down deadlines!
You'll win this
"Wise up, dickhead!"
It’s all bullshit.
Compound interest
I don't have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. "Brother has Aspergers", maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).
So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won't listen).
Lol at all these incorrect answers. "Kill 'em all" is the only sensible response.
"Don't Date Any" personally, girlfriends are expensive and I have put a lot of effort and time in pretty toxic ones that rebounded immediately after to the nearest guy. Obviously wouldnt be single forever but I def should've had higher standards.
Aside from that, prob a way to tell me what to invest in. Maybe to short the market right before covid (2020, Put Stocks),
I don't think I could convey when to sell crypto/bitcoin in just 3 words and it would be a disaster
fuck social rules
You got this. Or, Believe in yourself.
Doesn't get better.
invest in bitcoin.
Annual psychiatric screening 👍
Got a few things I'd sure love to have caught 5 years earlier than I did
Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.
I'm you...!
To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to blindly believe any sudden random 3 words said.