Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

She was too bright.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Forgetting your 4,4-dimethyl-1-phenylpyrazolidin-3-one at home in your rush out the door. Rookie mistake.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 6 days ago

Sounds like quite a fix.

[–] SiblingNoah@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

That’s why I only use fresh developer with my girl.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

You shouldn't be so negative.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

She hung you out to dry.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 13 points 1 week ago

"pics or it didn't happen."

[–] Janx@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

I think I get the picture.

[–] Machindo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

This is the first Dad joke I ever found genuinely clever. Good work!