Vacation permission? That's just vacation notification, I'm not going to be there.
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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“The fight attendant just told me that the Pilot doesn’t see that as an adequate reason to return to the airport.”
I have 100% called in sick from another state just as my friends and I were about to get on a gondola to go up to the top of a mountain.
I was on the phone saying I felt terrible when “NEXT CAR ARRIVING” or something similar blared over a loudspeaker.
“What was that?” they asked. “Oh, just the tv. fake cough”
I've done similar prior to the days of company-issued phones and company messaging platforms. These days, calling in sick is just a teams/slack/whatever message to my lead; no need to sound sick anymore!
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Sorry, as an executive of a major company I may have misheard you but did you say "replace half the team with an LLM and then make those remaining pick up the slack"?
P - Prepare
T - The
O - Others
Because I won’t be there!
Is it "in another continent" or "on another continent" or are both fine?
that's some bullshit English has, come on, for fucks sake, it's the same thing!!!
I'm standing on a continent, but also in it's boundaries. English as a language has a lot of BS, and this shit is hard for people's who learned English as a second language.