this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
237 points (99.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

38549 readers
3859 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 15 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] percent@infosec.pub 1 points 6 minutes ago

TIL that some people (similar to flat-earthers, I suppose) think that the moon is bowl-shaped

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Does Discworld have nutters who insist the world is spherical?

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

took me a second to realize it wasn't a weird old-timey sea plane

[–] polysexualstick@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago

If Great A'Tuin was real I believe by now it would have been annoyed enough to throw us all off

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

What is the turtle resting on?

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 points 49 minutes ago

More importantly, is it male or female?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It’s swimming in space ocean.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 4 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

That's an excellent idea for sci-fantasy novel

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 16 minutes ago

Or a Zelda game.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

The turtle moves!

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

FWIW though, that would only make sense if the moon was on the horizon. If the moon is directly overhead or close enough, it'd still get mostly shaded.

If it was at like a 45° angle, though, the shadow would look pretty oblong if the earth was truly flat.

[–] Smackyroon@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 hours ago

I KNEW THERE WAS A SPACE TURTLE

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

Screw this, I'm going to live on the turtle.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago

See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth
On his shell he holds the Earth.
His thought is slow, but always kind.
He holds us all within his mind.
On his back all vows are made;
He sees the truth but mayn't aid.
He loves the land and loves the sea,
And even loves a child like me.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

Ha. There’s no such thing as.