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Here comes the Cuba DLC
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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* Cuba Season
AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.
We’ve always been at war with Iran.
They've been an imminent threat for decades now!
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When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the "falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset"...
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I guess the world is like Valve, no Half-Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, World War 3, nothing.
But we do get spin offs. World War Epstein instead of Half Life Alyx
L4D3 is called Back 4 Blood. 🤷♂️
Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.
You may only cancel once your banking account is empty and so is all the other ones.
No worries - your kids can pay for it with Afterpay
Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.
Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.
Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha
Just make them illegal.
Why would the lawmakers make a law against themselves making a lot of money
Referendums. Or riots. You know, whatever people are feeling.
The people who didn't roit after finding out the president and his billionaire friends have been raping and eating their children would riot for this?
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With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda
The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.
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We've moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.
Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?
Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.
Cold War II, the Fascist Boogaloo and the Enemy Within.
A rolling distro
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That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.
Continuous Invasions / Continuous Deployments model.
It’s been that way since the1990s, no?
Cold war is out, perpetual war is in.
Pretty sure this is the plot of Metal Gear Solid.
You just dont announce it.
Paid tier with ads.
I knew Valve was behind WW1 and WW2...
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World War Tres. This way he can claim the T stands for Trump.
That all started with the rebranding of war as a conflict, i.e Korea. It worked, so we've been in conflicts ever since. No danger of world wars anymore.
DLC heavy breathing intensifies
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