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Hey look, a new creative way deny we are in WWIII!
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What we forgot is that peace is the subscription model. The institutions supporting it require constant attention and care. Once you take them for granted and decide they’re not needed, that’s when the default, war, comes back.
Subscribe to the World War Battle Pass and revive your free military skin.
They number world wars by year now. Welcome to WW2026
They always make em trilogies too
And the dlc's have increased in price dramatically lately.
I'm buying the battlepass (going shopping at a military surplus store)
AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.
We’ve always been at war with Iran.
They've been an imminent threat for decades now!
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WW365
When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the "falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset"...
WWCopilot
WWX brought to you by Charleston Chews
Valve: WW Alyx
Here comes the Cuba DLC
* Cuba Season
Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.
Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.
Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.
Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha
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With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda
The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.
unsubscribe! unsubscribe!
If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!
You may only cancel once your banking account is empty and so is all the other ones.
No worries - your kids can pay for it with Afterpay
“Windows 10 will be the last Windows you need”
World War Vibe
We've moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.
With agentic integration.
Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?
Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.
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WW Pro XL ™
Platinum Edition
I guess the world is like Valve, no Half-Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, World War 3, nothing.
But we do get spin offs. World War Epstein instead of Half Life Alyx
Also Splinter Cell: Terminating Jeffrey and Splinter Cell: Seal the Files
L4D3 is called Back 4 Blood. 🤷♂️
That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.
Continuous Invasions / Continuous Deployments model.
It’s been that way since the1990s, no?
Cold war is out, perpetual war is in.
Pretty sure this is the plot of Metal Gear Solid.
I knew Valve was behind WW1 and WW2...
WW s09e21The One With The Middle East (Part 7)
A rolling distro
Paid tier with ads.
World War Survive
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