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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Hold up...is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog's hand?

In what context does this even exist?? πŸ˜„

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago

Apparently it's from a restaurant in Chicago.

[–] marito@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hotdog or hotbitch?

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] percent@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

The SNOC logo is my favorite part.

WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG πŸ‘€πŸ‘…πŸ€©

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

And a very wide stance.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?"

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's just a normal hotdog then lol

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I really don't understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don't look at my fingers and think "DICKS!!!Β‘!" and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat....

Yeah, nevermind. I get it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, β€˜Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

Sometimes a cigar is just a representation of your desire to kill your father and fornicate with your mother.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.

You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a "flail":

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (5 children)

That was a relatively recent invention

Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.

Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine

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[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 19 points 3 days ago

Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL

Alvin and the Titdogs

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:

And a wiener.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You wouldn't milk a chicken, would you?

You don't know my life.

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Chickens do not have udders.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

not with that attitude.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It IS supposed to be hot...

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn't procreate.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a challenging wank

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

No cloacas in Jurassic Park

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that's what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Life, uh, life finds a way

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I want breast implants on my wiener.

[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

rib it for pleasure

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[–] adaveinthelife@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago
[–] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Nah that's its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin' ass.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.

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