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You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops
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Pussy Hands
And a good day to youse.
Parma John
He said "worst" mob names...
Mama Mia I was a fallin asleepa
Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni
Obviously they'd never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn't have a postcode.
The Gobba Ghoul
Pee-wee Hurt 'em
Ivan The Incontinent
Sloppy Joe
Ben Bada Bingo
Judas The Snitch
Oliver Garden
Fat Arteries
Sammy Stutters
Jimmy No Toes
Edit:
Amish Steve "The Hacker"
He don't know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.
Loose-Lips Larry
It's-a me, Mobario!
Tony Falsetto
Parta DaMobba
Johnny the Sharter
Mucus Kevin
Big Paulie Prolapse
Garry Baldy
Jimmy One Time
Hey I'm gonna go get the papers.
Sure thing Jimmy.
Donny Little Hands
Johnny Juicy
Not seeing a lot of short ones:
- Sleezo
- Skunk
- Weenie
- Dogfucker
- Spaz
- Pork Rinds
- Shakes
- Depends
- Stank
- Gassy
- The Feet
- Cranky Pants
- Fussy
- Titboy
Bigus Dickus
Alfredo Goodfelow
Gus Pacho
Johnny Bagadonuts.
Lenny "Short Eyes" (he likes 'em young!)
Vinny "the Fish" (aka Vincenzo Pesce)
What's a "bussy"?
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
😞
Vinny Numbery
spoiler
Frankie the Squealer
Don Nostril
So far zero italian, they're all english. Mr. Gus Pacho is spanish probably.
Polly Pissface
Frank "The Prank"
Vinny Bagadonuts
Guido and Nunzio
Luigi? nah that's based.
Ima Killyah (female) Brooklyn Focaccia