this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 41 minutes ago

her resurrection was foretold, she's the One

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 14 points 7 hours ago

The use case of the dumptruck.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 hours ago

Welcome back

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 hours ago

This is actually clever, because the ass acts as a counterweight to the other possessions, saving you from having to actively lift any weight.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 hours ago

I saw this knew, this was violet08. You good?

[–] python@lemmy.world 44 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Oh, why'd you switch? Not that world is bad, but why world of all places? :0

[–] violet08@lemmy.world 93 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

honestly deleting my account was a spur of the moment thing. then i got bored cause no other platform satisfies my pseudoblogging needs like this one. i went with this instance for my new account cause it’s the biggest/most popular & it was the first one that came to mind.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

deleting it gets rid of its posts and comments

it's all lost now

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Thank you for replying and it is great to see you back to shitposting again. It is a breath of fresh air with all the politics and tech posts.

Thanks for coming back. It sucks a lot more here without your shitposting :)

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 12 hours ago

What about PieFed?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What's the difference between instances? I was under the impression there was no functional difference?

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Different policies and rules mostly. Lemmy.ml has a ton of weirdly pro Russia and China admins on it. Very tankie Stalinist. blahaj.zone Is really nicely queer friendly. dbzer0.com has a cool anarchist hacker culture etc.

For me the problem I have with lemmy.ml is that that if you disagree with Russia’s invasion on one news community you’ll find yourself banned from the Linux community.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 4 hours ago

Ugh. This is still the issue with Lemmy, confusing instances, somewhat random federations, strong cultural differences.

I used to like my instance but now it is done.

Just constantly a mess to be social here.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That explains why people have been hostile to me by default even though I presented a balanced front (in my eyes)

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Yahhhhh. It’s a rough situation to be a non tankie on a tankie instance.

The issue is that a lot? a majority? a great majority? of users there have very “out there” opinions and more and more of them are trying to be more subtle about it.


Avg .ml user: Long winded post about why war is bad

Avg responder: I agree war should be avoided for the harm it causes.

Avg .ml user: Therefore we all must support Russia against the imperialist Ukrainians!

Avg responder: Russia started the war. Why should we support them?

Avg .ml user: Because NATO forced Russia to invade. In reality it was NATOs fault!

Avg responder: I wasted my time here. No point in arguing.

The average non .ml user has been through this or seen this enough to be cautious of seemingly reasonable balanced arguments from .ml users.

I totally get staying, but personally if I woke up and my account was on .ml I would move.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

some admins have their heads further up their asses. on world you're less likely to interact with them

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 50 minutes ago
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

World is bad. Why world of all places?

guessI saw some people saying violet's old instance was a troll instance and that's proof she's not who she says she is. Weird but okay. I guess world is the most normal instance, and the intent is to dispel those accusations.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 1 points 24 minutes ago

What was the old instance?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Aren't we all just trolling ourselves, at some level?

I used to have an account on Today and it gets janky every once in a while and just goes down for an hour or two. I literally did the same.

[–] violet08@lemmy.world 81 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

yes it s really me not an impersonator

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Hey cool, someone else also uses Voyager in dark mode on iOS! 😎

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 19 points 9 hours ago

I need to get out more because I recognise the reference

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

I noticed the lack of violet and was worried

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 15 hours ago

welcome back

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 22 points 14 hours ago

Ahhh, that's what they mean by "she took everything from me".

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 14 hours ago
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Violet just enjoys having the baby emoji next to her name

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

We missed you!