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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 77 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (54 children)

Regularly scheduled warning but chiropractor is not a real doctor and can paralyze you for life. You would receive equal or better results with massotherapy.

[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Also the guy who invented it learned the practice from a ghost during a seance

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[–] Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 10 points 3 days ago

You can also go to a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine (DO) who is an actual doctor and will crack your back in scientifically backed ways.

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[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 128 points 4 days ago (14 children)

I mean, the chiropractor is technically correct. You'll say goodbye to a lot of things, including IBS.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

You might be left with only IBS. In a hospital bed and not able to control your bowels.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Cured of all ailments, including the terminal STD known as "life."

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 110 points 4 days ago (18 children)

visited a friend's family reunion and met his chiropractor uncle. dude said he could cure diabetes and cancer.

he could barely pronounce diabetes. I will never ever understand chiropractor quackshit.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

In most cases, it seems like temporary relief. Like when your bigger, older brother picks you up and cracks your back. Feels great in the moment, but not a long-term fix.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I understand chiro quack shit the same way I understand crystals and essential oils quack shit. It’s all just quack shit.

What I don’t understand is why insurance actually pays for chiro, at least sometimes.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

i was in the hospital and just had had a few major organs removed. like, hours before. a chiro i had never met but who went to the same cult as my parents walked into my hospital room unannounced and started lecturing me about how i would have been able to keep my organs if i'd let him give me a spinal adjustment.

my friends, a chiropracter was saved by an orderly that day.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Flip side:
Woke up in agony. I couldn't walk without aid. Why to GP, "it's sciatica. It'll be ok in a few weeks. Two months at most"
6 months later and I can't walk still.
Hospitals did the scans, X-rays, MRI, etc etc, but found nothing wrong. They did acupuncture, physio, hydrotherapy etc.
All slightly helped. However two years later I still couldn't walk without help and then just kept on offering me pain killers.
Nope!!

My mate, "Hey, try my new chiro guy. He did wonders for me"
Me, "Lol, quacks."
My mate, "What have you got to lose?"
Me, "Money..."
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Mate, "Hey, told my chiro guy about you. He said pop in. The first month is free. If no improvement after then you go separate ways. What have you got to lose?"

Long story short.
On that first appointment he said he thought it was piriformis syndrome. Not back problems.
Within a month I was sitting almost pain free for the first time in two years. Within 3 months I was walking unaided for the first time in years. In 6 months I was running again.
Within a year I was 95% of what I was before the back issues. I'll never be 100% because it wasn't diagnosed in time and everything had 'healed' incorrectly.

Now, with that said, the guy was more than a chiro. He did sports body mechanics, and other things that I can't remember now. He worked with the local lower league football squad for about ten years. And whilst they were no Manchester United they wouldn't just let any quack work on their team.
Plus in the UK chiro's have to be registered and follow guidelines. If they do anything illegal they are fucked.


Flip side to my flip side:
The mother in law went to a chiro who said he could cure her spine curvature disorder. Anyways I find out when she's complaining of (extra) back pain, so I tell her to stop going as the guy is obviously a dodgy bastard. Within the year the guy was arrested for his illegal shenanigans.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He did sports body mechanics, and other things that I can't remember now.

Ok, so he had more training than most US chiropractors.

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[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It sounds more like you didn't see what the US would consider a "chiropractor", but rather an orthopedics/sports medicine specialist. Maybe he was just advertising as a chiropractor to attract clients or maybe your buddy was confused about his credentialing?

Chiropractors don't need to be licensed or registered with anything in the US. It's all pseudoscience mumbo-jumbo.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

With a professional the difference is like day and night.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (14 children)

There’s a lot of international folks here getting downvoted because

AMERICAN CHIROPRACTORS ARE QUACKS.

Can we please step out of our American bubble for a fucking second to realise there is whole world out there of real healthcare.

In the vast majority of the world Chiropractors are exactly the same as Osteopaths and Physios, they have to go to the same schools, lectures, have the same training. They are purely musculoskeletal. Why they are insane in America is anyone’s guess. But this is a problem with America, not Chiropractors.

That said, this is fucking hilarious and I have sent it to a friend to take the piss.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago

Since Chiropractic medicine was invented in America by a spiritualist quack, I would say trying to use the same name for valid medical practices in another country is the mistake of whoever decided that was ok to do. It's like saying yes, wizardry is bullshit in America, but in many other countries it's a valid form of pharmacology. Just call it the valid term that has regulations.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Chiropractics literally started as an alternative to germ theory. The quackery was baked in from the start. They may couch their quackery in medical jargon now in some places but I've yet to see stats where people who went to chiropractors did better than people that went to massages or physical therapy.

Example from England last year:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fitness/exercise/gymgoer-29-died-after-chiropractor-cracked-her-neck/news-story/96b8084d70755d577a44091c976066e7

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[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 19 points 3 days ago

I’m in Australia, it’s quackery here too.

It’s quackery everywhere.

[–] ywain@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago

Massive amount of misinformation, every country has a protected name and registration for real medical jobs. Chiropractic stuff is a US pseudoscience and a negative impact on patients the same as homeopathy.

[–] yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No. This is wrong. I would like you to update your post to not spread wrong medical information :

Everybody can be a chiropractor or a osteopath. I could even open a private school to teach both without even learning them. Same as acupuncture. If I want to be a physiotherapist, I need a university degree.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They’re insane in the US because the weirdo cult leader who started US chiropracty based on his dreams about literal ghosts was fucking insane.

It has nothing to do with medicine, and it should be illegal to impersonate medicine like that. It’s shameful.

Everyone who has been swindled by it (eta meaning every patient of it) should file a class-action suit, since that seems to be the only recourse under the US system.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

AFAIK it's the same in Germany too. Unregulated. I could just go and call myself a chiropractor, trying my best to fuck you up.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 23 points 3 days ago

I had a bit of back gain and I went to a chrio once and this tiny Asian women beat the living shit out me. I swear she elbow dropped onto my spine. It made my back so sore I was unable to move for 3 days. I called to tell them it had gotten significantly worse and they replied that means its working come back for another session. I never returned and it healed up perfectly fine.

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